irony

Okay, I have this bet with a mentally challenged friend of mine (actually, he's standing right here). In one episode, B&B throw around an antique plate, and it breaks, and Butt-Head says something like "What is that word for when something unexpected happens" and then someone replies "You mean ironic?" and then Butt-Head says "No, buttmunch, an English word," and then Beavis says "Cool!" and Butt-Head says, "Yeah, that's it."

Now, my question is, who says the prase "You mean ironic?": is it Beavis or is it Stewart?

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Obviously your Yale education was not worth the money Daddy paid for it. Do you really think Beavis would say "You mean ironic?" Beavis would say something like what I'm about to say to you; SHUT UP FARTKNOCKER!!

BTW, Beavis is the one in the blue Metallica shirt, and Stewart is in the black Winger shirt. Apparently, you don't have a clue who either is.

Dude...if you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you. I'll just say whoever picked Beavis is a turd-burgler bellgrande.

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You noticed the headers, right? They're both from Yale, which makes them both turdburglars bellgrande. All of them HIVy Leaguers are, ya know, except for Dragonmaster.

Wow, this is cool. Most of us dudes have two legs and one schlong, but this dude has two schlongs and one leg. If I had two schlongs and one leg that would be cool, because I could, like, do two chicks at the same time, and then they would, uh, carry me around until they were ready for me to do them again. That would rule.

Buck Dharma

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Dude, with only one leg you could not run fast enough to catch *any* chick. so unless you had like four hands, you would be outta luck. --toni

In message , Buck Dharma wrote:

I'd like to be a Centauri (from Babylon 5). They have six sex organs.

[email] (Scot J. Trudeau) wrote:

Whoa! I have enough trouble keeping one in the right place. (my hands, mehemehem).

Substantional Penalty for Early Withdrawl.

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf

In message , [email] (Paul van de Graaf) wrote:

Or early ejaculation...heheheh

Buck Dharma wrote:

Thank you, hehe drive through! :)

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Buck Dharma wrote:

I guess that makes him a bisexual gimp or something. Since bisexuals have like two wieners and three nads or something.

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf

On 20 Apr 1996, Buck Dharma wrote:

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Goddammit, Buck....  I buy your albums and _this_ is the thanks I get????
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In that particular episode, it is Stewart, and he doesn't say "ironic", he says deja vu. A real B&B fan should know that. So like, shut up and like dance naked or something. Yeah, Yeah, that would rule! ****************************************************************************** Jason Wnuk [email] President of Marquette High School Key Club -"The Price is Wrong, bitch!"-Happy Gilmore -"All we are is dust in the wind, dude!"-Bill & Ted ******************************************************************************

It's Stewart Stevenson who says that. I remeber it clearly and I have it on tape. Beavis doesn't know/wouldn't use words like ironic. heh uhu uh....butt-munch.

On 18 Apr 1996, Networked Macintosh wrote: