This morning I was looking through the local paper (I can read and stuff) and there was an ad for a local realtor, and his name was DONALD BUTT!!!!!
BUTT BUTT
And there was a picture and he was OLD
His name is BUTT and he's OLD huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh hu h uh uh huhuhuhuhuh huh uh uhu hu huh uh uh uh u hu huhuhuhh
If anyone wants a photocopy, e-mail me and I'll send you one.
Thank you Drive through --Phil
Phil Maher wrote:
Uhh... this is not very surprising, by my local telephone book from a city of only 70,000 people, I have 4 people with the surname Butt. I even have a Donald B Butt in my zip code.
Doing a little exstrapolationing... lessee there's about 265 million people in the US, and assuming a population with surnames distributed like they are in my city, that give you about 18,929 telephone entries with the name Butt. Multiply this by the adverage size of the typical Butt household, and ummm that's like a lot of Butts! You probably have one near you!
Now, I do have a guy named Jonathan Buttram in my telephone book. He lives in Bedford, Va, if you want to look him up and give him a call. Now that's funny! I don't have a Harry Sachz, but I do have a Karlheinz Sachs. This is cool, I've never had so much fun with a telephone book before. eheheheheheheeheh
Uhh... No! I don't want a photocopy of your butt.
Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf