the tazer, use the tazer!

this like, RULES 'n stuff! Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhh, c'mon! KICK HIM IN THE NADS! Yeeaaaaahhh! KICK HIM!

"agha see" wrote in message news:Wmaqa.61622$[email]...

Yeah!! YEAH!!! Laquanda kicked his ass!! And he kept coming back for more ass kicking! Dumbass! Mhehehe...coming

"King Turd" wrote in message news:FIvqa.24746$[email]...

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Yeah look who's here! it's KT, it is him, it is him!!! So like, where have you been? You must be like, pretty tired 'n stuff... ya know... with the biker chick and all. Did the two of you go for a long ride or something? mhehe... long...

Mhehe..long ride...I wish :) I was doing King Turd Does America, got back a week or so ago and been like, busy or something with work and a bunch of other crap. And hanging out with that chick too..mhehehe...hehe...I'm gonna score...mhehehe...heheh...boioioiongggg...mhehehe...ummm...oh yeah... The Does America Tour was cool up until I hit this dumbass bunghole choadsmoking elk that ran across the road in front of me while we were riding at night across this mountain that sort of looked like boobs in the daytime near the Grand Crevis and wrecked. That sucked. Elks suck too. I hope that bunghole is sore, I don't think I killed it since it got up and kept running, but there was elk fur and blood and stuff on my bike and I was doing cartwheels across the road. That sucked, my butt still hurts. At least I didn't break any bones, or my bone. Bike is totalled I found out from the bungholes at the insurance company last week, but I was able to duct tape it back together enough to finish the ride. I've got photos of me and the dudes I went with at all these cool ass places, San Diego, Las Vegas strip, Grand Crevis, Hoover Damn, side of some road in AZ with bike parts and elk fur everywhere, among all kinds of other cool places, I'll post them if anyone gives a crap.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:CAFqa.20149$[email]...

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chick

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gonna

Don't I need to like, test-drive that chick for you? She's like pretty cool 'n stuff. I bet she would do me if I were the last man in the univerence or something...

choadsmoking

the

Yeah, that must have ruled. It's a good thing all yer bones are still in good shape, coz I heard you need good bones for doing it 'n stuff... mheheh... bOne!

me

The most important thing you should have on a tour is some prime qualtity (got it? mheh...) duct tape, and gaffer tape is the best tape they make...

Vegas

Damn, did you see the Hoover Damn? Had they figured out the sound yet, for the watershows?

them

Well, I don't, but post them anyway... ;-)

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Elk hunting rocks.

I got 2 deers with a Toyota stationwagon once.

Mom & Bambi stood there & watched till just the right time to jump out in front and then up & over the roof/hood

Fresh roadkill steaks, yum.

Good ya didn't break anything ya needed

Claude

Nice to see your butt is back, even if it is still sore. Sounds like the elk needed to get it's ass kicked.

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

elk

Woah! Its Whamee! Like, hey baby, you look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? Mhehehe..hehe... I would have been more than happy to stop and give it a good swift kick in the elk nads without it destroying my bike if it was just looking for a good ass kicking.

If the elk was looking for a good ass kicking then maybe it's just best that you left it alone. You wouldn't want that bunghole ass enjoying itself.

P.S. Hey baby to you, too.

Pee pee S. Did you get the e-mail I sent you from awhile back (after you had left already)? The computer's been a dildo lately and it's affected what mail I send and recieve.

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

Whamee319 wrote:

Whoa! It's like multi-fungshunal and stuff now. That's, like, handy, for chicks. Huh, huh. "Handy."

Woah! She said "hey baby" to me! Its really gonna happen! Yeah! YEAH!

had

I go-tit the other day, it was among like 5000 other messages about viagra, porn, morgage loans,and herbal penis enlargement pills when I finally got time to check my mail the other day...hotmail sucks choad-warts, I'm tired of wading through all that crap...well, except the porno..ehehe...butt thanks, better late than never, or is it better sooner than never..or is a bird in the hand is worth yellow snow? I always get those mixed up.

so, like, do you ever leave the house then? :) I guess that's why I didn't hear back from you hehehe

and it's affected what mail

How did your compudildo get infected with whatmail? Like, it should have been more careful... Mhehehe...receive.....

"King Turd" wrote in message news:qPhra.1586$P%[email]...

you

viagra,

didn't

Really, you guy's 'n doll's make me LMAO!

Meh heh heh

You were right the first time, it's "better late than never"...no wait, it's "better never late... no, no it's "better masturbate." Yeah, "never wait, just masturbate," that's it, I got it.

You saw that?! No way I had the covers over me.

I don't think it was Compusuck's fault (entirely), I think it's the stupid computer dildo that's the problem. It, like, sleeps with a bunch of different programs and never uses a condom. Stupid dildo.

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

different

Hehehe...your compudildo's a slut...

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

elk

Woah! Its Whamee! Like, hey baby, you look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? Mhehehe..hehe... I would have been more than happy to stop and give it a good swift kick in the elk nads without it destroying my bike if it was just looking for a good ass kicking.

On Sat, 26 Apr 2003 20:45:09 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

Hey KT, welCOME back!!!!

Sorry about your bike. :o(

Butt at least you're ok!

And if you had to crash it's good it happened on the way back not on the way out???

I like boobs too.

Yeah! Yeah!!! Post them!!!!!

uh huh huh *post*

CB