Hey, it's like, 82 degrees here in England or something, and me being a pale British dumbass went out and got sunburned. Anyone know how to stop the pain? Or should I just spank my monkey to take my mind off it? Em eh heh eh heh - I said 'it'.
If any of you chicks want to come and feel my burns, then that's OK too, I guess. Yeah feel the burn, feel the burn. Uh huh uh huh uh huh, I said 'come'.
I'm pretty cool sometimes.......
Dumbass.
In article , Dumbass writes
Heheh it's 69 degrees here... well whatever that is in fahrenheit.
Put a plastic bag over yer head and spank yer monkey all day!!!
Dumbass skrev i meddelandet ...
pale
Major Payne- "Want me to show ya little trick, take your mind of that pain? You might feel a little pressure."
Heh m heh! Poop!
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You can like spank it till it hurts. That might take your mind off that (the bad pain) pain. But then you'll have to do something else to take your mind off that other (the good pain) pain. Instead you can get really drunk. That usually helps me get numb. Then like get really dizzy and pass out. It rules! Heh m heh! Don't forget to like bang your head on something. That way you'll wake up in a few days and by then the pain will be gone. Works every time.
I dont wanna work, I just wanna spank on my monkey all day. I dont wanna play, I just wanna beat on my meat al day..heh heh mheh
I hope you washed your hands before typing that!
Uhhhh..Wash?? I dont wash dumbass!!
KillyDuran wrote in message ...
play,
Don't we all