B&BH's future

Well, I had the old gang over last night to watch a new episode, you know, Dick, Peter, Rod, Johnson. John Thomas even showed up. We agreed that this Dick guy won't have to spend much money getting B & BH off the air cause they won't last much longer anyway given the quality of the story lines, not to mention the animation. But, how about this for a final episode. Anderson spends all of his money trying to get the boys kicked out of town and when he's finally broke, they move out on their own anyway.

BTW, did you notice how they have mixed old and new footage when the boys are watching videos. Beavis' hair changes colors on a regular basis.

Perhaps Mike Judge is nothing but a waste of bumwipe.

Craig.

Shut up Ass-Wipe!

B&B are here to stay, they got kicked off temporarily for a while and now
they are back.  They kick ass and we all know it.  By the way:
 "How do you pleeez to these charges against you?"
 "I hereby sentence you to... to..."
    "Saw off his tweeter!"
 CRACK "Shut up ass wipe, it's my turn to be the judge."
 "Ahh... Ahh.. death by sawing off his tweeter!"
    "Yea, huh huh, yea"
 (Chainsaw noise)
...
 [In unison] "Breakin' the law, Breakin' the law!"

In article [email] writes:

That's so far off there's no point in trying to correct it.

In a previous article, [email] (Alexander Caldwell Schneider) says:

Oh, yes. It's oh, so important that our quotes be correct. Fartknocker. Go hang out with the anal retentives on a.t.simpsons.

Bradley S. Corsello ([email]) wrote:

Well, normally a post off by a word or two is no big deal. But here, the quote is so badly screwed up, it gets my vote for "worst misquote."

I mean, if you have no clue how a routine goes, why bother posting?

And if the only thing wrong in your life is somebody misquoting something,is life really worth living??

UH.....GO AWAY,WE'RE CLOSED OR SOMETHING!!! uh...yeah....uh....what he said!!! UH....WHAT DID I SAY BEAVIS?? uh...you said.....uh......{A DETACHABLE PENIS} HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHMMMMM......YEAH,THAT'S WHAT I SAID......UHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

Don't you mean "best misquote" fartknocker?

Oh, um..... Oh, Yeah! Heh, heh!

And I thought the original poster was a fucking dumbass. Why don't you take good ole english 100 and learn that you want the "best misquote". You sound like the dumbass at the FAA who keeps calling near-collisions "near-misses".

Why don't you get a life ass-fuck. If you can't understand "worst misquote" in

its intended context by reading the sentance, than you're a "fucking dumbass."

As for calling near-collisions "near-misses," the media has used that phrase so

often that it is now (more or less) an accepted way to describe near collisions.

If you want, I will list other oxymorons (sp?) for you to bitch about.

						Quang Luong
						University of Pittsburgh

I realize that I'm about to incur the wrath, but technically those aren't oxymorons. "jumbo shrimp" is an oxymoron. "military intelligence" is another. "near-misses" is just a bastardization of the rapidly declining English tongue.

In article ,

Shut up bunghole! If I wanted to understand, I'd go to school!

huh huh huh hm uh, a near miss is like when two planes hit each other but barely. huhu huhu, that would be cool, there'd be a lot of fire, and death, and those chicks in shorts.

:-) for the humor impaired

"uh, whats that say?" "humor impaled. Whats that? heh hm heheh?" "You dont know? Dude, if you don't know Im not gonna tell you."

Huh, huh ... he said anal

						Quang Luong
						University of Pittsburgh

"Fire?? Fire! Fire! FIRE!!!!! Heh! Heh! Heh! Hmm! Hmm! Heh!"