Using B&B to test potential dates

The other night my friend Amy and I were in a club and these guys started trying to pick us up, and they asked our names, and before I could even think about it, I just said, "Ah'm Lolita, this here's Tanka Rae....." And they believed us. So we blew thm off b/c anybody who doesn't watch B&B doesn't deserve a date... Heh

Mistress Lily

OoOoOOooOooOoOOOOoOoOOoOOooOooOo My Lips may Promise but my Heart is a Whore OoOOoOOoOOooOooOooOoOooOoOOOOoOo "You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to Hell and i'd go.......and send you a letter from there" OoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoOO

On Thu, 2 Mar 1995, Mistress Lily wrote:

I've found that even a bnb virgin can be enlightened and saved. Both my last girlfriend and my current girlfriend have both been converted. Perhaps there's still hope for the last few untouched...

cool! I use the same type screening. If a young lady I am interested in claims "oooh, I HATE Beavis & Butt-head" I just walk away!

if you don't have a sense of humor, you can't be with me.

he he he he he said date.

Good answer! If they didn't know who Lolita and Tanqueray were, they don't deserve to get any until they learn!

[email] wrote:

Beavis, you don't know how to talk to chicks. Huh-huh. Check this out: "Hey, baby. Wanna like, get me on? Huh-huh."

In article , [email] (Christopher E. Forman) wrote:

[email]

Well you are kinda cute sugar britches... you all wanna go behind the risers and make out or something?

Lolita....

OoOoOOooOooOoOOOOoOoOOoOOooOooOo My Lips may Promise but my Heart is a Whore OoOOoOOoOOooOooOooOoOooOoOOOOoOo "You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to Hell and i'd go.......and send you a letter from there" OoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoOO

Okay, baby, but first...do you want to feel my beard???

keith

In article , [email] wrote:

The one on your hands?

Lolita

OoOoOOooOooOoOOOOoOoOOoOOooOooOo My Lips may Promise but my Heart is a Whore OoOOoOOoOOooOooOooOoOooOoOOOOoOo "You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to Hell and i'd go.......and send you a letter from there" OoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoOO

What??? Oh yeah, like I've got a beard there, too! Soooo, do want to get some hard stuff and donuts and go to, uh, Seattle?

thank you, drive through keith

In article [email], [email] () writes:

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WHOH !!!!

Did you, err like do that in public ??

Steve

 ^^^^.......Speaking of errors!

Shut up fartknocker, she's my chick! I'm gonna score! :)

Beavis

In article , [email] wrote:

No, they didn't score 'cuz they were losers. They were like from that wuss country where everyone talks funny.

Yeah, really... C'mon Beavis, you little sweet potato pie, I'll show you what havinag a seizure is all about...

Mmmmmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Lolita

OoOoOOooOooOoOOOOoOoOOoOOooOooOo My Lips may Promise but my Heart is a Whore OoOOoOOoOOooOooOooOoOooOoOOOOoOo "You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to Hell and i'd go.......and send you a letter from there" OoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoOO

In article , [email] (Mistress Lily) writes:

Uh, is your, uh, heart, really a whore??? If so......oooooooh.... I really feel a seizure coming on......hmm, yeah, yeah. Beavis

In article , [email] wrote:

Wouldn't you like to find out? It's more of a slut than those sophmore chicks in the Ratt video....

I'll show you a seizure cowboy ; )

Lolita

OoOoOOooOooOoOOOOoOoOOoOOooOooOo My Lips may Promise but my Heart is a Whore OoOOoOOoOOooOooOooOoOooOoOOOOoOo "You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to Hell and i'd go.......and send you a letter from there" OoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoOO

In article , [email] (Mistress Lily) writes:

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, hhhmmmmmmmmmmmthhhhhh, Butthead, make it stop.....

Whoa, seizures are cool, hmmm, hmmm, like, I feel shiny....happy.... Hey baby, did you know I was hung like a horse?

Beavis

RIGHT ON!

So, do you get like periods and stuff? Huh huh, huh

In article , [email] (Brian A. Roche) wrote:

Like, no...I get a lot of question marks though.....

Lolita

OoOoOOooOooOoOOOOoOoOOoOOooOooOo My Lips may Promise but my Heart is a Whore OoOOoOOoOOooOooOooOoOooOoOOOOoOo "You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to Hell and i'd go.......and send you a letter from there" OoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoOO

In article , [email] (Mistress Lily) writes:

Do you think you could ask Todd if we could be in his gang? That would rule and stuff, and maybe I can score, yeah yeah, scoooore! Ummmm, something.

Beavis

In article , [email] wrote:

Well sugar lips, I think Todd would beat your ass. But if you're into that sort of thing.... Then again,<bradishing whip> I could always beat your ass too... That''s what I did in that video my principal rented......

Lolita (amatuer dominatrix)

OoOoOOooOooOoOOOOoOoOOoOOooOooOo My Lips may Promise but my Heart is a Whore OoOOoOOoOOooOooOooOoOooOoOOOOoOo "You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to Hell and i'd go.......and send you a letter from there" OoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoOO

On Sun, 5 Mar 1995, Mistress Lily wrote:

Whoa! That was YOU?! Cool. So you know, uh, if you like want to practice or something, you know, to get better, just give a call to Big Daddy Ian. Submission rules.

In article , Ian Richard Best wrote:

Hey baby.... I like the sound of this. I know where you live (sorta) do you know MCDeath? He rules...

ML

OoOoOOooOooOoOOOOoOoOOoOOooOooOo My Lips may Promise but my Heart is a Whore OoOOoOOoOOooOooOooOoOooOoOOOOoOo "You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to Hell and i'd go.......and send you a letter from there" OoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoOO

In article , Mistress Lily wrote:

This is the coolest chick I've ever seen... She's giving me a special feeling in my Woody Allen.

By the way, for 10 bonus points and cross-thread tie-in, did anybody see the "Mia Farrow" story the other night, and make low gutteral laughing sounds anytime somebody said "Woody"?

In article , [email] (Mistress Lily) writes:

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Whoa, Butthead, she's got a whip. Maybe she wants to go out to tip some cows. That would be cool.....TIP TIP TIP. Beavis

Michael Robert Williams ([email]) wrote:

I did it whenever he appeared on the screen during the commercials for it.

Uhh, Mistress..if I told you to go to Hell, well you know that Hell's from here to eternity, so you'd just stay right where you are. By the way, I'd like the letter, uhh, 0. That would rule & stuff, heh heh.

"Hey, Beavis; go to Hell!"

"Uhhh, ok dude, I'll just stay right here!"

Alex

P.S.(huh huh huh huh) OTOH burning the world down..that would be cool! Yeh yeh, burn Burn BURN!! Now all I need a lighter and some wood. heh heh m "wood"