So, like, me and Butthead saw some guys on TV playing poker and making money. Then I'm like "Didn't we see those cards at the store?" and he's like "We're there, dude."
So we go to the store, and went to the aisle with weird cheap toys and Chinese thingies (huh huh) with bad English that make no sense. I saw this deck of playing cards, and it came with a book called "Busy Beaver's Card Games". There was a picture of a beaver and had all Chinese lettering on it. And we were like "uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh (yeah heh)"
So we buy the cards and the book and we read it. First game we played was called "Beaver Solitaire". And that's like funny because "you said beaver" but also it's like the chick is playing with herself. huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu in what was possibly Butthead's longest laugh. Heh heh, I said "long".
We learn this Beaver Solitaire. You have to get the aces to the "adulterations" or something. Then we got to the last chapter - "Blackjack and Poker". So we learn Blackjack and go down to the casino. We stole McVicker's and Mr. Van Driessen's driver's licenses and they didn't even check the pictures so we got in.
So we sit down and play Blackjack. Butthead gets an Ace and a Two. "Hard or Soft"? the guy said. Butthead was like "huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuh I think I'll go hard on the beaver. So Butthead gets a 10 and busts and we lose our money. Then I'm like "This sucks" and Butthead says "uhhh, Yeah." Then McVicker and Van Driessen come in with the cops and take us out of the casino. The End