*PooP* Philosophy Questions

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If a PooP falls in the forest. does it make a sound?

and

What is the sound of one PooP splashing?

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OR, umm... scientific questions about PooP....

If matter can be neither created or destroyed, how about PooP?

Whoa... I got millions of questions. Thinking sucks. emehehe..hehehehehehe...

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CherylAnn Iloveeverybody

"Nil Bastardo Carborundum" -- FIRE!!! mehehehe...FIRE!, FIRE! FIRE!!!

In article , [email] (Cat) wrote:

*PooP* is all that ever was or ever will be. Our feeblest contemplations of *PooP* stir us -- there is a tingling in the spine, a catch in the voice, a faint sensation, as if a distant memory, of falling from a height. We know we are approaching the greatest of mysteries.

The size and age of *PooP* are beyond ordinary human understanding. Lost somewhere between immensity and eternity is our tiny planetary bung-hole. In a cosmic perspective, most fartnockers' concerns seem insignificant, even petty. And yet our feces is young and curious and shows much promise. In the last few millennia we have made the astonishing and unexpected discoveries about *PooP* and our place within it, explorations that are exhilarating or something to discover. They remind us that butt-munches have evolved to wonder, that understanding is a joy, that knowledge is a prerequisite to survival. I believe our future depends on how well we know about all the *PooP* in which we float like a mote of dust in morning wood...or something...

                                           - Dr. Carl Butt-head
                                             Prof. of Ass-tronomy
                                             Cornholio University

uh uh..this ruled......

please post more, professor...uh uh uh

In article , [email] wrote...

Uhhh...hey _baby_....

"Splat," and "plop." (_Tao te Ching_, lines 854-7)

Funkadelic

Huh huh huh huh....P-funk....huh huh huh...PooP-funk....

That's like, a law of thermos dynamics, or something.... Huh huh huh....you paid attention in class....

Uhhh....PooP is food in burrito (minus energy, which your butt uses to make more PooP). Or something.

....and Sekhmet has never been in better form. :)

Uhhhhh....."testiculos habeo."

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Bill Sekscenski
Prince Consort to Her Royal Heinous the Queen of Buttland
Demolitions and Etiquette Specialist, atbnbsf <tm>
Veteran of the AFOS Wars, awarded the Croix de Merde with
     Eleventeen TP Clusters
http://www.cc.columbia.edu/~wes10
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In article [email] (Bill Sekscenski) writes:

Whoa! emeheh ehehehe... Damn! you're smooth or something...

Whoa! You really *do* have all of the answers! heheh mehehehe...

EEEEYEAH!!!

Emehehehe...I paid attention or something. Laws SUCK though!

[blank stare]

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CherylAnn ILoveeverybody