MONICA'S TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Monica wrote in message ...

Uhhhh, Monica who? Would that be the chick with the cigar? Who did it with the dad of the chick with braces? Cool.... he scored!

Come to Antonia

actually, the cigar scored - he just got his monkey spanked by her

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Yea he had sexual relations with her hand. Heh m heh.

Whoa!!!!! Being the president kicks ass!! Chicks will, like, spank your monkey for you, and like, bring you nachos & stuff huh-huh huh-huh

Ricardo-Head wrote:

Then would she be called the 1st hand. Heh m heh.

or how'bout, like, the first cigar? huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh

uhuh reminds me of a joke e hehe

(Q) what do Lucile BALL and Monica Blewclintonsky both have in common?

(A) they both had a little Cuban in them!

eheheheh :) Ricky Retardo ehehehehehe

Ricardo-Head wrote:

Yea and the hand you used to spank your monkey can be used to spank her butt. Heh m heh.

uhuh you can get all that for $10 from lolita and Tanqyueray

woah haha that's better than a relationship with his own hand, which is what he's usually doing haha

Didn't she leave the cigar in the case, so's she wouldn't get crotch cancer? uh huh huh uh uhh huh

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ROTFLMAO ehehehehehehehehehehehehee now she'll have to check herself for lumps uhuhuh :) self-examinatiions rule uhuh ;)

you said lumps - uh huh uh huh huh. Didn't that dude who scored with that chick on the magazine covers check her lumps already? Lumps. Mmm eh he hee he hee.

huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh she's gonna see how her boobs, uhhh, 'feel' huhuhuhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhh huh-huh huh-huh you need any help with that, ma'am? huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh

Imagine if whore-monica and Butthead had a phone sex conversation? ehehe that wood rule ehehe I think even Butthead could score with her ehehehehe

oh yes. haha she's a dirty slut hahah

hey baby.. my name's big daddy giant underpants.. uhuh ;)