Err, so like howzit going? So what's on TV in your house? And do you have natchos? I'm bored, I have nothing flammable, nothing breakable, no diarrhoea, no flatulence and my neighbour's yard is already a mess so there's nothing that needs doing there.
On my TV there's just people talking - there's no whores, nobody on fire and not even strange seminiferous buttnoids with lights on their heads,
But hold on! On a sports channel there's the womens world* cup (soccer). And when they score a goal they hug and touch each other! Please excuse me. My monkey needs some disciplining...
Thankyou, drive through...
latest score before I had to 'leave the room': USA 1 North Korea 0