Beavis and Butt-head

Aug 24, 199883 posts by 20 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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this dog is gay.. he's very gay.. he's EXTREMELY gay!!!!

he passed up that hot little chihuahuahuahuahuahua chicky dog, in favour of some dude with a burrito (uhuh yeh his *burrito* uhuh)

I need to add this dog to the GCRU site... pronto!!! ;)

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It's worse than that, my friend....it's the burrito which he desired sexually. Proof Is Here! http://members.tripod.com/~warlock1318/tacobell.html

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Snapple-Crazed Chihuahua woofs:

Juan Peron for dead-guys that loved Eva Peron, sexy dead chick...and queen of gorditas...

Uh, speak =american= buttmunch! Huhuh uh huhuhuhuh uh huhuh

You_do_hateallus at aol dot com, now don't you?

Did Beavis and Butt-head watch any of Vanilla Ice's music videos and make comments about them?

Michael

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/5275/video.htm

D'ja ever think about the Grandpa Munster/Uncle Fester thing? They were kinda like, the same thing, but on different shows...they should like, get together and like, have a beer...they're old enough...they should like, get a band together and go on tour...and they could like, play areas, and sell t-shirts, and there'd be giant inflatable animals, and pyrotechnics, and a laser light show, and they could, like, sing all their big hits...yeah. That would rule. And Uncle Fester could do that thing with the lightbulb, only this time, he could stick it up his ass...mheheheh...yeah...

yeah...forget those ppl (evil bastards! eheheh) .... I think I'll go back to the Munster family ... there's that normal chyk with the nice thingies......

Gary M.

Arrrgghhh!!!!! ;O

Ya know, 'Thing' is probably a very depressed hand... a hand with no monkey to spank is a very sad hand indeed! It (no, not cousin 'it') would probably welcome any schong to spank, therefore, 'Thing' must be gay! Gayer than the gayest hand in the universe! ;) mehehehh

Gary M.

i thought she already *HAD* been!!! ;)

(she has fine hooters, but should keep her mouth shut, she's dumb, and she writes crappy pretentious poetry - it gave me *flat ears*!)

does anyone have any pics of her wearing that dress at the oscars of emmys or grammys or whatever boring award show it was????

that was the nicest dress I have ever seen, and it suited that beautiful young lady just fine :)

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On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 10:07:48 -0800, [email] (Michael Ejercito) wrote:

Michael: Yeah, they had Vanilla Ice videos in the True Crime and Babysitting episodes. It's been a while since I watched them, and I can't remember what their comments were. If you don't have those episodes on tape and need to know, post a message to a.t.bnb and I'll look up my copies of the episodes and let you know what their comments were. But, do it before Sept.1, because I'm going away and will be off-line and incognito or something after that.

CyberButt

On Thu, 27 Aug 1998 02:21:50 -0600, Evil Beavis wrote:

Hey, E.B., that was a great wav file! Thanks!

(I have a dumb question: What software do you use to record wav files? Funk dat.)

CyberButt

meheheh...you said "do it"

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Gary M.

On 29 Aug 1998 00:58:51 GMT, "Gary M." wrote:

Close... I'm going to Tanzania to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro... highest mountain in Africa-- 19,340 feet. I'm psyched.

Many thanks, Gary. It's gonna be tough, butt with a little of that luck I hope to report "I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good"

CB

Yeah, meheheheh... what a cool trip! Kick ass, CyberButt!!! Maybe you can print out a little Buttland flag and carry it with you to the peak....ehehehe

...and you can count Tanzanian thingies before you start climbing ;) ...and hopefully, you will let me know if there are any ants on Kilimanjaro ;)

Regardless, hope you have a few pics to post to the bi-n-hairy ng when you get back.

Be cool and be CAREFUL!!!!! ;O

Gary M.

Michael Ejercito wrote in message ...

I'm not sure which episode it was, but it went like this.

"Ice, Ice, Baby" came on and Beavis and Butt-head just sat there watching, then they looked at each other not saying a word. They watched some more, looked at each other again, and not once saying a word. Finally Butt-head just changed the channel.

Vanilla Ice sucked so bad, that Beavis and Butt-head were left speechless. (I'm not being sarcastic, this is exactly how the scene went)

They also did the same thing to a Milli-Vanilli video.

-Alex V.

ehehe pearl jam ehehe spooge eheheheh spunk eheheh

Let me remind you (this might have to be adeded to the FAQ, Gary, as this page rules beyond beleif - it's like the Bible to BnB fans) that Dan Pawlak's bnB episode guide tells you which videos appeared in which BnB epichoads, and can be found at:

http://www.mcs.net/~batcave/public_html/bnbguide.html

hanks you I'm Beavis... drive thru ;)

oh yeh ehehe nice crosspost ehehehe

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Gary M. wrote:

Is that, like, Hawaiian or something? Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand. Huhuhuhuhuhu. Aloha. My name is Mr. Schlong. I think this may be the start of a beautiful friendship, uhuhuhuhuhuhuh...

yeh uhuh *Mr. Hand* himself! ehehehe ;)

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yeh no wonder Gary is always talking about the movies he's just seen ehehehehe

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yeh ehe like PeeWee, Gary likes to *pop his corn* in the theatre eheh

(the spelling of "theatre" was brought to you on behalf of Tom)

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yeh ehehe *extra salty* eheememememememememem :)

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On Mon, 05 Oct 1998 03:11:57 GMT, [email] (Lumpy Camshaft) wrote:

Meheheh...I sure do!!!! ;D I watch Pee-wee's Playhouse everyday at 7 meheheheh it rules! He's got ants that talk by forming words with their bodies, a dinosaur family that lives in a mousehole, animated refrigerator food (meheh) and other cool stuff. The other day, he had a pair of giant underwear and was demonstrating all the cool stuff you can do with it meheheh it ruled!

Gary M.

I am glad that giant underpants are no getting the recognition that they dserve... giant underwear can protect you from a variety of personal and embarrassing personal problems, and can also be useful for storing your groceris in, when you are out shopping

uhuh that's secret code for "I want GCRU" ehehehe

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ehhe he wants me ehehe

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Well, there was this quote from a Pee-wee page:

         "...and like other wise
         children's TV shows ("Mister Rogers'
         Neighborhood" and the
         "Playhouse"-influenced "Big Comfy
         Couch"), "Playhouse" says it's OK to
         be a kid (although it's doubtful that
         Mister Rogers ever ran around with
         giant underpants on his head). "

Gary M. ;D

yeh.. anyone who wears sweaters like that, is scary.

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Mr. Dingly-Dangly Dillhole wrote:

You would be, too, if you had that much lithium in you. Personally, I think it's a cover - like the old guy in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" who seems really nice and helpful, but really he's got a bunch of human torsos hanging on hooks in his meat locker. And of course, John Wayne Gacy moonlighted as a clown. Yeah, Rogers is pretty weird, all right. An Iceman who'll smile contentedly all the way through his murder trial. And while we're on the subject, what's up with that creepy guy at the Super-Value where I do my grocery shopping? The guy who's way too old to be a bagger, and stares at me as I go through the line? And how come I can't find "Quisp" any more? I could really go for a big bowl of Quisp right now. Or Freakies.

I'd like to see a pic of Mr Ed in a giant pair of underpants.

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no... just his boyfriend's panties... ;)

uhuh really? uhuh do you swing on *that* side now, Beavis? ;)

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yeh eheh you can catch giant fat chicks in the underwear, if you're into fat chicks....

... or you could do what most ppl do, catch giant turds in them

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err.. I think he's doing your weiner, sir ;)

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