Medical question for Beavis:

When you become Cornholio and request TP for your bunghole, I wonder about a number of things:

• do you need one-ply or two-ply TP?
• do you eat enough fiber in your diet?
• do you poop too much?

Please answer these questions. I will consult with my partner, Dr. C. Everett Poop.

Thanks. And good health, Beavis.

Love

Dr. Mucus Welby, M.D. (remove the TUMOR from my address to reply via e-mail)

Better yet, do you swipe or fold with your TP?

huh ? huh?

Dr. Mucus Welby, M.D. wrote in message news:[email]...

A couple of years ago, I conducted a scientific-like experiment...

I ran about 3-4 feet of TP through my shredder, then put it on reverse to bring it back out. As the TP was very soft, it didn't cut completely through the paper...it still looked "normal"... but weakened it nicely.

Then I carefully rolled it back onto the roll.

Great gag for house-guests!!! ehheheheh ;-) As the TP is so weak, when they go to use it, their fingers will punch right through it. >;-[] ehhehehehehh mehehheheheh

oh all right.....nevermind!!!

Does Harry Nuts use TP?? (Flush)

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One can never poop too much.

King Turd

Au contraire, Beavis said in a "Joe Adler" ep that he not only has bad dreams, but he poops too much.

In article , [email] says...

AH! but in B&B do america, Beavis tells the old slot that he poops too much!

"King Turd" wrote in message news:9n3ihl$b7h$[email]...

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