This is a reminder....

...I guess with all this BnB are gay talk, it's time to reiterate the empirical proof of the flaming homosexuality of Beavis and Butt-head. Please read this list carefully:

Note the 10 signs of Beavis' and Butt-head's homosexual tendencies:

1) The name "Butt-head" is a clearly veiled reference to homosexual behavior.

2) Ever wonder why Beavis and Butt-head go to the bathroom a lot? To soothe their poor butts from all the boinking they do.

3) When they fight over the remote control, it is an instinctual struggle for an ancient male phallic symbol. It symbolizes the teeming gay tendencies they try to repress.

4) Why do they seem to enjoy wrestling with each other when fighting? It's because it's a way of expressing their male bondage love for each other.

5) Ever notice their frequent use of the word, "monkey"? That's a coded homosexual term for "I want to f&*$ you like an animal."

6) And all the laughing they do? That's code as well for "I'd love to rub you up with cocoa butter and roll around in bed". They do it all the time.

7) Their frequent use of the word, "sucks" is a clear indication that they enjoy "pipe-smoking" together.

8) Their collective crush on Todd is an expression of their repressed homosexual tension, pure and simple.

9) The name "beavis" is an ancient Haritoonian term for "dances with men".

10) The "Double Inverted Fartknocker Nad Twist" is a secret gay love call that is recognized only by homosexuals.

I'm sorry, folks, to burst your bubble, but the evidence is clear and convincing, beyond a reasonable doubt, open and shut.

They're gay. Deny it all you want. They're queer. Homos. Rump Raiders. Pipe Smokers. Choad Chokers. Can't argue facts, people. Deal with it. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD ARE GAY. The sooner you accept it the sooner you'll be happy.

Dr. Emma Royds wrote in article ...

And it is also an insult.

Maybe they just have a lot of turds to dispatch.

Um, no, they just don't like the same TV stuff.

No, it's because it is easier than fist fighting if you are a wuss.

Prove it.

Whatever you say.

'sucks' is a derogatory term for something that is not good.

or they just want to be able to push people around.

Eh?

Um, never heard that one.

Uh, buttnuggets!

I want to apologize to anyone who might have been offended by my last post. I spoke too hastily. Some readers may have misinterpreted my comments as suggesting that all people who think B&BH are gay are fartknockers and dumbasses. I want to say clearly that I meant nothing of the kind. What I should have said was that *some* of them are fartknockers, and *others* are dumbasses. I did *not* mean to generalize. Sorry.

CB

mehheh...like...I don't think you needed to do that, but you're pretty cool cause you did anyway...hehheh...CyberButt...mehheh...that name kicks ass...hehheh

BTW...so, you deny that they are gay? ;->

On Sun, 21 Dec 1997 16:23:38 -0800, "Gary M." wrote:

Thanks, Gary. I think my mom gave me that name, or something. She mostly hangs out down at the Merkin Lounge.

Yes. Gaysayers are dum.... Uh, never mind.>

Do you mean some are fartnockers and the rest are dumbasses. Is that what you meant by 'others'? I agreed with you the first time. I am tired of the gay joke myself. It was a little bit funny at first, and I realize some jokes get funnier with time and repitition, butt that seems to be all that gets discussed here anymore. Why don't we split into two NG's. One can be dedicated to the discussion of BnB's possible gayness and the other can discuss everything else.

Jason

On Sun, 21 Dec 1997 16:42:49 -0500, Jason wrote:

Yes.

Good idea.

Hey calm down, Tom. It's quite evident that Dr. Royds' post was tongue-in-cheek. The 10 points in his "empirical proof" are so ludicrous that it's obvious he intended his post as a parody of the bizarre arguments that we've been seeing in this NG for the boys being gay. By approaching the debate in this fashion, he demonstrates in the most convincing way possible that these arguments are not to be taken seriously. The people who try to suggest they're gay are fartknockers and dumbasses.

Of course they're not gay. Relax. Have some nachos.

CB

On Sat, 20 Dec 1997 23:36:11 -0000, "Tom Bird" wrote:

11) ...and sadly, remember (huh member) that in one of the pre-last-show commercials, even Mike Judge commented on it being strange how they were ALWAYS together or something!

Gary M. :-O