Must be a maternity ward or something...

I gave birth as well to a rather large log tonight. As for those "industrial strength" toilets in the dorm Mike, I must have got ripped off. I doubt mine could suck air through a culvert. At least there was an "industrial strength" plunger in the supply closet down the hall.

No way, there's a plunger here! Why couldn't I find it in my hour of need? Does anyone understand how much I suffered because of my incident? No more than 2 hours later I had to crap again, and a plugged toilet made that kind of difficult; don't need a loose turd in the toilet. My suitemate is pissed at me already.

Jason, your toilet sucks! Get a new one...and bring some nachos too.