ASCII Beavis

Aug 9, 1993, 4:32 PM ET15 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Would some kind (or derranged) soul please repost the ASCII picture of Beavis that came (yeah I know, I same came) over the group this morning.

Thanks, Craig.

Article 521 of alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead: Path: [address] From: Chip Rollinson Newsgroups: alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead Subject: Check this out , heh heh Date: 6 Aug 1993 13:11:03 GMT Organization: Cornell University Lines: 40 Sender: [email] (Verified) Distribution: world Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: cu-dialup-0221.cit.cornell.edu X-UserAgent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7 X-XXMessage-ID: X-XXDate: Fri, 6 Aug 93 14:11:44 GMT

heh..heh, I have too much free time

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I added Beavis appropriate partner, hows it look?

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Fred

	The Beavis image is on the money. The Butthead image needs
	some work. The image is prettier than the real thing. It
	needs the hook-shaped nose, beety eyes and cabage-like hair :))
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Gotta remember, I did the Butthead strictly from memory, while I was bored working in the computer lab on Monday. I can't take credit for Beavis, I picked it up off of this group, and deleted the original artists name so I could fit Butthead in, and make it look better. I also deleted a couple blank lines that were in there for some reason. I'm gonna work on it using the picture from TV guide, so I can have it in front of my face. I'll post the updated pic when I get time.

Fred

BH: "Dude, and they said there'll be new shows!"
B:  "Heh heh heh, yeah, hmmm, MTV sucks!"
BH: "You know, we should like, huh huh, make our own video station."
B:  "Heh heh heh heh, yeah, heh heh, that'll be cool!"
BH: "Uhhh huh huh, we could call it BBTV -- Butthead and Beavis
     Television!  Huh huh huh!"
B:  "Yeah!  Heh heh heh!  Beavis and Butthead Television!"
BH: "Don't make me smack you, asswipe!  It's Butthead and Beavis!"
B:  "Heh heh heh, we could like, have all the chick VJ's have to
     appear naked!  Heh heh heh!  That'll be cool!"
BH: "Uhhhh huh huh huh huh!  And we could have Ice-T and Ice Cube
     kick Axl's ass!  And we'll, like, sell tickets and make money!"
B:  "Heh heh heh heh!  Axl's a wuss!"
B&BH:  "Daaa, daaa, da da daaa, da da da da da da da, daaa daaa daaa!!!"
Lance Oshiro | "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on [email] | high, saying, `Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand "I only get 4 lines | grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies for a .sig" *sniff* | to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'" (Armaments 2:9)

I hate to ask this *heh he hehe hm* for fear of sounding like a total assmunch, but what song does that line come from?

Fav Quote:

*(watching Def Leppard video) *Spinal Tap really sucks lately. -Butt-head *Yeah. They have all new guys. -Beavis

* Monty Faidley * Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence * * Illuminations * H. L. Mencken * * [email] * CNPLVSME! *

Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man' And BTW, they're American :-) heh he h eh he h eh he h he h h

Bekki Lyn

************************************************************ "Today is within my reach, and tomorrow is so illusive But I'm still chasing time through increasing disillusion Forever living for the future of an illusion."

-- FATES WARNING-- "Perfect Symmetry" "Drums, guitars, and death. They finally got it right." -- Butt-Head --

In article , [email] (Monty L. Faidley) says:

Metal Church maybe?? Sir - Mix - A - Lot does a remake of a song which he call Iron Man, and it says 'featuring Metal Church.' Iyt includes this riff.

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Shut up ass-munch. Black Sabbath recorded Iron man in the mid 70's, back when Ozzy kicked ass (qv live 'n' loud).

Sir Mix-a-Lot. Isn't he the guy who killed all those people?

Joe Bay fnord

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I think Beavis's new eyes now rule, but the mouth I gave him might just suck. Butthead's forehead is now appropriately prosthetic, but(t) he doesn't know what that means (everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around).

Huh, huh, he said "prostitute for head".

Thanks to the originals, it's much easier to modify than to create. Bob Montgomery, who should know better than to post here.