c> >_Wow !_ Buttland is speaking German ! This is cool. c> c> >"Ich bin ein Buttlander !" c> Ja wohl! ButtLand sprechen de Deutsche! or something...emehehehehe! c> c> Like, ButtLand is a Multicultural Nation made up solely of ummm...no, c> wait a minute...emehehehehe... Viva la'ButtLand too. c> emehehehehehehehe... and umm...emehehehehe... Okage sama de, Buttland! c> emehehehehehe... Japanese...emehehehehehehe... Wow... You're pretty smart ! You should attend ButtMunch University !
c> Spread the love and stuff... emehehehehehehe Mhehehe... Anybody else that wants me to spread my love ? Mhehehe hm hm yeah
c> CherylAnn c> iloveeverybody
Keep up the wood work... Errr... I mean the good work !
Memories... my High School German class. Frau Fulcher (Felcher mehem?) taught it. She absolutely could not keep a class, and aside from a few brown-nosers we all didn't care.
She'd go around yelling "Actung! Actung! Klass bist du ruhe" or something in a high soprano. We called her die Fledermaus and stuff. We has one guy in there who absolutely refused to speak German in class, but he at least understood it. He just replied in English. "Uhh... wiener schitzel?" "Uhh... lientze torte?"
I, on the other hand, can remember only very small bits of it. My favorite thing we did was translate English expressions literally. I remeber going around saying "Spielst du mit selbst?" to some of the other deranged morons.
I remember more of my first year German class. The teacher was Frauline Bischoff. She was a very ugly womyn and probably a bull-dyke Nazi. She was however, very witty and funny. I also took freshman English from her. She did a lot toward developing my sense of irony. Funny she never married....
I still remeber the moronic dialogs... "Wier gehen uns Kino heute. Komst du mit? Ja, ich comme mit gehrn" und unserwieter or something.
j> Leo ([email]) wrote: j> : [email] (Beavisette/Cat) wrote...
[...]
j> : Wow... You're pretty smart ! You should attend ButtMunch University !
j> hm : yeah j> j> hehe.. j> j> Is "schlong" German for weiner?
John, I was laughing my ass off when I read this !!! "Weiner" _is_ a German word ! It's spelled "wiener" (Paul v.d. Graaf is from the "Wiener police"...) Schlong might be of German origin... The word for "snake" sounds similar to "schlong"... but it's not used in this "American" sense... "Do you feel the animal inside ? - Mhehehe yeah ! It's like a snake... or something"
j> Cuz it sounds like it. "Uh...achtung, frauleine...Ich habe ein grosse j> schlong!" My German spelling sucks or something, I think. Yeah, sort of. Maybe you should date Daria (cha-cha-cha) to improve it. I bet she's got German ancestors !
Yeah, and I'll kick anyone in the nads who misspells wiener again! Even from what little German I know, the way you remember whether it's ei or ie, is the last letter is pronounced long (meheme heh heh *long*). So if you spell it "weiner" you are really saying whiner.
And I think wein is like German for "wine" and stuff. And I think like Vienna (you know the place with the sausages) is called Wein, so the people there are Weiners or something. My cousins are Weiners and stuff.
BTW, thanks for paying attention and stuff Leo, I've had "The wiener police" as my org for 6 or 7 months or so, and nobody even mentioned it!
No, I think Schlong is Chinese American for workaholic female TV reporter who can't conceive children yet somehow manages to get the mother of the Speaker of the House to call the first lady a bitch on national TV.
As for Ms. Morgendorfer, I'm not sure what this means... Morning something? Not morning wood, althought that would be really cool.
Oh well, I'm mourning my wood. It's kinda dead today, it was up all night (meheme hem hem).
p> >Leo ([email]) wrote: p> p> >: Wow... You're pretty smart ! You should attend ButtMunch University ! p> Uhh... it's Bungmunch University dillhole!
Errr.... uhm... oh yeah ! I forgot. Sorry 'bout that....
p> >Is "schlong" German for weiner? Cuz it sounds like it. "Uh...achtung, p> >frauleine...Ich habe ein grosse schlong!" My German spelling sucks or p> >something, I think. p> p> Memories... my High School German class. Frau Fulcher (Felcher p> mehem?) taught it. She absolutely could not keep a class, and aside p> from a few brown-nosers we all didn't care. Mhehehe not paying attention is cool...
[...] p> favorite thing we did was translate English expressions literally. I p> remeber going around saying "Spielst du mit selbst?" to some of the p> other deranged morons. Mhehehe... morons... moronarchy rules !
p> I remember more of my first year German class. The teacher was p> Frauline Bischoff. She was a very ugly womyn and probably a bull-dyke p> Nazi. She was however, very witty and funny. I also took freshman p> English from her. She did a lot toward developing my sense of irony. p> Funny she never married.... I bet her lover was shot by one of those limey buttknockers... Mhehehe...nevermind.
p> I still remeber the moronic dialogs... "Wier gehen uns Kino heute. p> Komst du mit? Ja, ich comme mit gehrn" und unserwieter or something. p> p> Das is Klaar, Fantastic! p> p> Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf
Hey, I heard they make that cool whisky (wizz-key? Mhehehe) in Lynchburg... I guess it must be a pretty cool town to live in !
Uhh.. no. That's Lynchburg, Tennesee. It rules even though it is a dry county.
Lynchburg, Va is the home of Jerry Fallwell and the Liberty University Flamers. Which sucks.
It is however, the home of CB Fleet Pharmacuticals the maker of the Fleet Enemas and Summers Eve and I think even Massegil disposable douches. We used to be the home of Chapstick, but Suzy Clapstick took that away. I think Jolly Jerry and the Oral Minority had something to do with it and stuff.
I went school with the kids of the President of CB Fleet, and they like had free samples of there products in their bathroom and stuff. He also has a museum of enemas throughout the ages and stuff at the plant. It must be a cool job working with bungholes, PooP and Virginias.
p> [email] (Leo) wrote: p> p> >John, I was laughing my ass off when I read this !!! "Weiner" _is_ a p> >German word ! It's spelled "wiener" (Paul v.d. Graaf is from the p> >"Wiener police"...) p> p> Yeah, and I'll kick anyone in the nads who misspells wiener again! p> Even from what little German I know, the way you remember whether it's p> ei or ie, is the last letter is pronounced long (meheme heh heh p> *long*). So if you spell it "weiner" you are really saying whiner. Yeah.
p> And I think wein is like German for "wine" and stuff. And I think p> like Vienna (you know the place with the sausages) is called Wein, so p> the people there are Weiners or something. My cousins are Weiners p> and stuff.
[address] Vienna is "Wien" and your cousins are _Wieners_ ! Mhehehe hm hm hm... I think we've had an Austrian in this NG, too... Maybe he was a Wiener.
p> BTW, thanks for paying attention and stuff Leo, I've had "The wiener p> police" as my org for 6 or 7 months or so, and nobody even mentioned p> it! What did you say ? You know, not paying attention is cool...
p> No, I think Schlong is Chinese American for workaholic female TV p> reporter who can't conceive children yet somehow manages to get the p> mother of the Speaker of the House to call the first lady a bitch on p> national TV. Err... that was... like complicated and stuff. I used to watch the show where that Chinese dude was cooking stuff in his wok or something. That guy ruled.
p> As for Ms. Morgendorfer, I'm not sure what this means... Morning p> something? Not morning wood, althought that would be really cool. Mhehehe... it means Morning-Village... or Ms. 'coming from the morning village' - I don't see any sense in it yet. Maybe she's another character from MJ's former life ?
p> Oh well, I'm mourning my wood. It's kinda dead today, it was up all p> night (meheme hem hem). p> Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf hehehe hm hm hm Mhehehehehe
Oh yeah... that was like unintentional or something to see if you were like paying attention and stuff. My feed screws up on a daily basis. Yeah, there Wieners alright, although my cousin Gittl has big thingies, and I'd like to put my cousin to the test! Booooinnng!
Yeah, he ruled! I forget his name, but he used to talk in dark voice and say like: "Pull down your pants and spank your monkey!" "And then you should choke you chicken and cut it up with a shalp knife before you put it in you Wok."
I think the Morning-Village must be where the Morning Wood Fairy must come from.
Damnit Godzilla, or whoever that was, now I have to kick you in the nads eleventeen times or something!