Yes folks, Brian Heath is STOOPID!!

<<<<<<<(((((((****ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND VISITORS TO BUTTLAND****)))))))>>>>>>>

We now have one more addition to the Stoopid People <tm>, Brian Heath.

His selfless acts of Non-felchering, and his ability to kick the nads of Binary-posters swiftly and painfully have earned him the title:

Brian Heath, Secretary of Butts, Media Representative of Buttland Province.

His duties will include: Keeping the Royal Pantry stocked with nachos (at least for a little while), representing Buttland in matters of the News media and of course, aiding the Stoopid People <tm> in their quest to keep the internut safe for idiocy.

So, to all of you morons that insist on posting binary crap, we have one more weapon in our arsenal that you will have to deal with. Everyone else, raise your Edge Beer and Fruity Whips, and congratulate our new member.

Jason Passmore wrote:

Meow meow welcome aboard, meow Brian meow.

MEOW, neheb-ka-f all-purpose cosmic $erpent

Jason Passmore writes:

*  <<<<<<<(((((((****ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND VISITORS TO
*   BUTTLAND****)))))))>>>>>>>
*  We now have one more addition to the Stoopid People <tm>, Brian Heath.
*  His selfless acts of Non-felchering, and his ability to kick the nads of
*   Binary-posters
*  swiftly and painfully have earned him the title:
*   Brian Heath, Secretary of Butts, Media Representative of Buttland Province.

Uh, I'm like, honored, or something. And, I accept the lamination as one of the Stoopid People <tm>.

One of my first acts as media representative will be to go on the Russ Baker (sp?) show and play "peek-a-boo" and discuss how rock videos mostly suck.

I'll also, like, appear on "Teen Talk" and tell Captin Dick Jackman (huhuh heh heh) how cool Buttland is (and this time I'll score with the chicks behind the stage).

*  So, to all of you morons that insist on posting binary crap, we have one more
*   weapon in
*  our arsenal that you will have to deal with.  Everyone else, raise your Edge
*   Beer and
*  Fruity Whips, and congratulate our new member.

Uh, thankyoudrivethru.......

I have a new pair of steel toed boots to kick the nads of binary posters and I like to use them. :)

I won't like babble or something. Let's rock! Let's kick ass!!!!!

Later Dudz.........

[email] (Secretary of Butts) wrote :

h> Jason Passmore writes: h> * <<<<<<<(((((((****ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND VISITORS TO h> * BUTTLAND****)))))))>>>>>>> h> * We now have one more addition to the Stoopid People <tm>, Brian Heath. h> * His selfless acts of Non-felchering, and his ability to kick h> * the nads ofBinary-posters swiftly and painfully have earned him the h> * title: h> * Brian Heath, Secretary of Butts, Media Representative of Buttland Province h> h> Uh, I'm like, honored, or something. And, I accept the lamination as h> one of the Stoopid People <tm>. [...] h> I have a new pair of steel toed boots to kick the nads of binary posters h> and I like to use them. :) h> h> I won't like babble or something. Let's rock! Let's kick ass!!!!!

YESSSSS ! This is gonna be cool !

Just a short note to officially welcome Brian Heath to the gang, or something like that!

Ugh, would you also like to do some media work on behalf of the Buttland Olympic Team as it prepares to kick some ass this summer in= CherylAnn's hometown of Atlanta? We'd love to have you on board as well!

Thanks, and WELCOME TO BUTTLAND!

Later, Paul Minister of Sport CEO, Buttland Olympic Organizing Committee

Paul Merca writes:

• Just a short note to officially welcome Brian Heath to the gang, or something
• like that!

Uh, like thanks, or something. :)

I have come to bury Beavis, not to.... later dude.

*  Ugh, would you also like to do some media work on behalf of the Buttland
*   Olympic Team as it prepares to kick some ass this summer in=
*   CherylAnn's hometown of Atlanta?  We'd love to have you on board as well!

I could go on shows like Gus Baker's and do my "peek-a-boo" routine -- and argue with him over whether I can say "sucks" on the air. Or "buttwipe", "bunghole", "buttmunch", "dillhole", "dillweed". :)

I could kick Captain Dick Jackman's ass in front of the camera.......

thankyoudrivethru