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uh, liek oncet opun a time, their was a
gay cartoon called 'Doug' oh god it sucked
meore than enniethang that sucked befour,
uh, huh, so letz chainge teh subjetc. in olden daze, liek wen dinasores (liek
the Lickalottapus anad Megasoreass) romed
teh eartth, there uh, was a wussey named
Joe-head, what a wuss, he never scored,
peepole wer'e alweys laffing at him, "hey
Joe-head, you get any last nite?? hahaha",
well, he was angree as al heck, but gunz
we'rnt invented yet, so he cudANT go on
a wilde iyed killing spree uh oh yeh,,, well anniewhey one dey he mets this hoe
call, uh, Kimbermary, the towne slut, who
loked liek b-n-b's freind Kimberly of sex;
ualharryassmesnt fame, so, uh, oh liek
Joe-head he sed "hey baby, wanna do it?"
anad Kimbermary she just laffedandlaffed. the townspeepole wer'e dissing Kimbermary,
coze of she was liek origenal grubbiegirl;
so two lok respecktible she maried Joe-head,
he was all happy, butt then he fonde ote
dat she wudANT consecrate there marridge,
she sed "oh just play with yore own wood,
yuo fool", dang she was beehotchy! nite
aftur nite he askd her, butt she just laff
or beet the creps outta pore Joe-head. meenwhile, King Whore-Rod, who loked just
like Beavis, drank two muchet crapachino,
anad had a fit abote DANM BABBIES!!! kill,
kill, kill, kill all the damn bebbies, they
whine anad bite anad piss me off (he siad)
so the negative-acting-teens went ote
anad rounded up a bunch of bebbies anad
well, its horibel they decrapitayted them. "uh, Joe-head, i gotta bun in the oven",
sed Kimbermary. poor Joe-head was so
dimwited he thote she was bakingg a treet
fore him, butt no! you dang fool (she sed)
,,, don't yew no annietheng!?! im gonna
have ona tthem outlawwed bebbie things! inkreddyouousley, Joe sed"uh, we liek didANT
ever do it, how can yu b nocked up?", well
Kimbermary had two THINK FAST "uh, um, uh
it was liek a mental-physical-enTITy uh
desended on me anad blessed mee wiht the
hole-ey sperit or something" dumb-ass
Joe-head acktuellie almost beeleaved her,
what a wuss, the town pepole laffed! so they snucks ota towne to aviod the
deth squads of King Whore-Rod, anad they
trudgid thru teh dessert (eggsacttklky
liek B&B ina dessert) Kimbermary was
beehotching anad moneing all the time
so Joe=head said "dammit dammit dammit
sonofabeehotch, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
RIDING MY ASS??????????????????" they got to Motel VI, butt the owner,
called Todd, leened ote teh Windows(tm)
anad told them to bugger off, so they
liek snuck ote back anad slept ina
the barn, with lots of gay cartoon goats,
anad littel caNADian sheep (slightly
used, of coarse). Joe-head went oatside
to have a smoke, anad whaddaya no a litel
baby (loked liek STUART) plopped rite
outta Kimbermarys' virginia, eeewwww,
whatta mess, luckie four Joe-head he
mised the HOLE thing. then buttknockerbummsquat Joseph Camel
zoomed up, with threee dudes riding him,
they forgot to "just say no', anad
were talking all liek dumbassses, thay
gave prezints to teh bebbie Stuart. he
jusst yeled anad pooped a lot. fina;aly
the weerdos all left. oh anad some rabid
ants cralled up Joe-heads kilt, anad bit
him ona the unamploied bratwerst. ow! Joe-head got old anad croaked, no, he
never scored whatta wuss. bebbie Stuart
grew up anad got in trubel with the pigs,
they whipped his ass fore doing magic
without a TEN-69-ER festival permit, oh,
he never scored eethur.the end
PEE. ASS.
happie hole-e-daze, dumbasses.LUMP BOY
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