*Poop*- simply waste or social icon?- Next Geraldo...

Cliche's a la *poop*

Worth it's weight in *poop*
A good *poop* is hard to find
Like a square *poop* in a round hole
Another *poop* another dollar
Like *poop* on a chalkboard
Queer as a 3 dollar *poop*
*Poop* like a new man
*Poop* out like a sore thumb
	or better yet
Stick out like a sore *poop*
Soft as a newborn *poop*'s bottom
One man's *poop* is another man's treasure
	or maybe
One man's trash is another man's *poop*
A little *poop* goes a long way
Don't count your *poop*'s before theyre hatched
So quiet, you can hear a *poop* drop
Theres many other *poop*'s in the sea
Another *poop*, another dollar
A *poop* a day keeps the doctor away
A *poop* in the hand is worth 2 in the bush ...(mhehehe...bush...)
Faster than a speeding *poop*
                                            Sincerely,
                                            King Turd

In article [email](King Turd) writes: (hey, pretty cool!)

[sorry I had to snip some of your excellent cliche's]

King Turd! Excellent! May I add one? "Mama always said life was like a *PooP*, you never know if you're gonna *PooP or if it's a false alarm."

Thanks... C h e r y l A n n Iloveeverybody

Uh, how about, "Life's a *PooP*, then you marry one, then you die." Or, "When the *PooPing* gets tough, the tough get *PooPing*" How 'bout, "Ask not what your *PooP* can do for you; ask what you can do for your *PooP*"

That's all the *PooP* for now.

Later, Paul Minister of Sport CEO, Buttland Olympic Organizing Committee

How about:

"Life is like a box of *poop* - you never know what kind of *poop* you're going to get"

by Forrest Dump