MONEY!!
Make five photocopies of your butt and/or weiner and send them to the following people. The person from CBS will get you into a small pornoshoot and you'll become a porn star, you'll make a reasonable salary from low budget porn, then decide to become a proper actor and do Hollywood movies and make millions of dollars. By this stage you're on crack and regular prostitutes and your credited name is dropping when pictures of your ass and throbing member circulate around the press. But you'll have made money. Good luck. Come to Antonia.
It works. Honest.
#1) Helena Martinez 7308 California BLVD N.E Calgary, Alberta Canada TIY 6X5
#2)J.V Shipman P.O Box 902 Claypool, AZ 85532
#3)J.McDonnell 78670 Hwy. 111,Ste.147 La Quinta, CA 92253
#4)M.Sansano 32 Whittleseey Avanue New Haven, CT 06511
#5)CBS (JENNY N) P.O Box 1186 St. Joseph, MN 56374
#6)Bob Look P.O. Box 510 Coventry, CT 06238