Bill the Dork

Jun 12, 199813 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
13 posts
Rangeralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

In 1968 it took 2 C-64's to send a,mmhemhem,rocket to the moon. In 1998 it takes 1 Pentium 233MMX to run windows 98.Hmmmm.

Gary M.↩ EEK!alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

It also take all four Teletubbies to say, "Bye-bye...bye-bye...bye-bye...bye-bye" :-p

eheheheh...dammit EEK!, Hamster has spoken - post at the butt of the message (please) (_|_)

BTW - Beavis and Butthead are cool! (eheheh...just to keep it on-topic)

Gary M. :^p

EEK!↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Gary M. wrote in article ...

I never know about this posting at the butt thing... It takes too damn long to scroll down!! I'm busy...

Lumpy Camshaft↩ EEK!alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On 13 Jun 1998 03:37:10 GMT, "EEK!" wrote:

dont' worrie abote wat tom-n-gary say!!!!

dont let a coupel of butt afficionados ruin your life!!!

post at teh top if you feel liek it!!!!!!

         your'e a Goddess, reemember!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
                :-)

YEH!!! YOU HEARD HER!!! SHES' BUSY!!!

        (_|_)
        LUMP BOY         :-) bee happie!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Bird↩ Lumpy Camshaftalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

In article , Jumpy Camshaft writes

Dammit pOOp (_|_)

Like there's this new rule for goddesses, you have to post naughty pics of yourself to alt.bi-n-hairies.beavis-n-butthead.email me.

Hamster

Lumpy Camshaft↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Fri, 12 Jun 1998 13:34:58 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,, NO!!!!!

    EEK!(tm) is liek a Goddess anad stuff,
      she can post Wearever(tm) she feels liek it!!!!!
     hu carez watt hamster sais!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

butt burgler

Lumpy Camshaft↩ Martin Lowealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On 12 Jun 1998 20:37:00 GMT, "Martin Lowe" wrote:

    you sorrie arse choadwank!!!!!!!!! how dare you
    speek that way to the Goddess EEK!(tm)!?!?!?!?!
    its liek we onlie got a meager handful of womyn
    in this grope, anad we cant go around beeing uh
    liek rude to them. especelly EEK!(tm) cause she
    is liek a very cool chyck anad stuff so uh dont
    diss her again lern some manners anad stuff!!!!

:-) Lumpy

Girl on street- Are you analy fixated? Get lost, or I'll call the cops.
Martin Lowe↩ Lumpy Camshaftalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Jumpy Camshaft wrote in article ...

Could you be any more blatant about trying to score???

Besides, I wasn't being rude. Do you thing I'd be dumb enough to diss a fellow contributor who's "regular" and stuff?

Besides, chicks dig guys who treat them as equals. Or that's what I heard at the strip bar anyway.

Martin

EEK!↩ Martin Lowealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Martin Lowe wrote in article ...

Like, it's funny and stuff, butt not funny enough, because it's not about Beavis and Butthead.... I'll let that one slip, but next time I'm putting the smack down on your ass.. Beeotch!