Chicks who give me a stiffy

Mar 13, 199718 posts by 11 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
18 posts
  • The lead singer of "No Doubt", Gwen something-or-other
  • Alicia Silverstone
  • That chick in the movie "Billy Madison"
  • Toni Braxton when she wears tight dresses
  • Beavis' mom

NO!!!! She sings like Betty Boop, and that dot on her head anoys the crap outta me!!!

yeh!!! ehehehehe YEH!!! Beavis' mom rules...ehehe

ehehe MJH and "head" in the same sentence :P

Who?? Danny Devito? ehehe you pervert...uh uh uh

Previously on alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead, "Mr. Obvious" wrote:

*   > > >1. The lead singer of "No Doubt", Gwen something-or-other
*   NO!!!! She sings like Betty Boop, and that dot on her head anoys the
*   crap outta me!!!

Yea, or something. Gwen Stefani is the modern rock scene's answer to Tammy Faye Bakker -- she puts on makeup with a trowel and looks hideous. I like her singing, but she looks real scary.

And did anyone see her in the video for "Spider Web"? They used this fish-eye lens on her and she looked like a fugitive from a Pepto Bismol commercial. I was waiting for her to grunt, "indi--gggggestion"...

Brian

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hey that would be cool my if Beavis or Butthead Score with that Woman from "Throw Mama for the Train" movie if they can Score with Any other Chick

Or maybe Beavis can Do his Grandma

I am Cornholio I need Tee Pee for my Bunghole you will all Bow down to me and Bring me Tee Pee or you Will face the Wrath of Bunghole

[email] (Scot J. Trudeau) wrote:

-> ->I'd put Melissa Joan Hart head of them all. ->Spankyoudrivethrough! ->

Yeah, I'll give Clarissa something to explain.....

"Explain this baby!"

"Owwwwwwww!"

_MW

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In article , some dude named [email] said

her breasticies are rather tiny though...I'd still have my way with her...but..

**Later days,** Doug Champion (me..duh..) "Hey, hold yer horses or we'll break out the Oasis..." -Les threating the crowd

How about like Pamala Anderson or Jenny McCartny

I'd like to Score with Them

That would RULE !!!!!!

The Great Cornholio

I am Cornholio I need Tee Pee for my Bunghole you will all Bow down to me and Bring me Tee Pee or you Will face the Wrath of Bunghole

Yeah! Pamala Anderson! I wouldn't mind doing a little exploring in her! heh heh heh....... meheheheheheheheheh Um, think she's realated to Tom Anderson? heh heh heh.

Tron

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Previously on alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead, [email] (Tron7277) wrote:

*   Yeah! Pamala Anderson! I wouldn't mind doing a little exploring in her!
*   heh heh heh....... meheheheheheheheheh Um, think she's realated to Tom
*   Anderson? heh heh heh.

Make sure to visit the cell phone site they've established in her cleavage -- not to mention the two zip codes (one for each breast) -- and be sure to take a tour guide -- you can get lost in there. hehehehehehe

Yes, Pamela Lee -- the world's largest repository of silicone......

Spankyou

Brian

   Brian Heath <<------------------------------>> [email]
         Secretary of Butts --------------- Kingdom of Buttland
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"We gotta, like, use an infesticide"
	-- Butt-head suggesting a way for he and Beavis to kill
  	   head lice, "Head Lice" episode

Yes she Probably is Related to Tom Anderson I remember in one Beavis and Butthead Comic #7 tome Anderson's Neice Comes to Visit Maybe her name was Pamela

* You can take me but you can never take my * * Bunghole for I am the Great Cornholi. * * I have no Bunghole.! *

[email] (Chris Wallner) wrote:

->1. The lead singer of "No Doubt", Gwen something-or-other

Does nothing for me...

->2. Alicia Silverstone

Repulses me.....

->3. That chick in the movie "Billy Madison"

Yum!

->4. Toni Braxton when she wears tight dresses

Uh, nope. Nothing for me either....

->5. Beavis' mom

Yeah! She's a slut...I'd do her.

I think I'd like to slam Carmen Electra over any of these chicks..... although she needs to wear less friggin' clothes on Singled Out. I watched the show three times to see if she was getting more, you know, naked, but Nope....

Damn tease!

-MW

On Fri, 14 Mar 1997 18:10:28 GMT, [email] (Mr. Woody) wrote:

Mr. Woody you dissapoint me! I would think with a name like yours, you would get wood off of any of my picks! BTW, don't pass judgement on Alicia Silverstone until you have seen her pictures from the new Batman movie. She has most definitely grown out of her teen years, itellyawhat.

Oh, and if you think Carmen Electra wears too many clothes, you haven't seen http://members.aol.com/beeffalo78/electra.html. BOOOOOO-IIIIIII-NNNNN-GGGGG!!

Chris

->>-MW ->> ->> -> ->Mr. Woody you dissapoint me! I would think with a name like yours, ->you would get wood off of any of my picks! BTW, don't pass judgement ->on Alicia Silverstone until you have seen her pictures from the new ->Batman movie. She has most definitely grown out of her teen years, ->itellyawhat. ->

Is she out of her chunky stage?

->Oh, and if you think Carmen Electra wears too many clothes, you ->haven't seen http://members.aol.com/beeffalo78/electra.html. ->BOOOOOO-IIIIIII-NNNNN-GGGGG!! -> ->Chris

I'm there dude! Maybe Stewart can get me some of that porn.... hehehehe meheh hehe

-MW