Hello Buttholes

Oct 20, 2003, 11:19 PM ET27 posts by 10 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Hello all, this is Dan (formerly Sauron from when BnB were actually on TV last century). Thought I'd take a break and see what is new in the newsgroup. I see King Turd is still here!

Somebody mention BnB tapes - I still have one where David Spade does the voice for "Mr. Candy", and then gets his butt kicked by Buzzcut at the end. I had other tapes, but I stoopidly taped over them. I wish I still had the P.A.T.S cartoon.

"Dan the Man Unusual" wrote in message news:HA1lb.322062$[email]...

Yeah, I'm like a bad cold, I just never seem to go away. You should check out alt.binaries.beavis-n-butthead for some downloads and crap, or hit me up off group and I'll hook you up with some episodes, G. ..stopthat\at-hotmail=dot'com

Thanks, I will check it out. I have to run out and send out resumes. I was laid off (I got laid)!

Some guy in India is doing my job now (programmer).

My friend suggests I become a drug dealer, but I understand that the job has certain drawbacks.

-Dan

"King Turd" wrote in message news:ph8lb.35527$[email]...

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In article , [email] says...

feel your vein... huh huh hhuh.... you homo!

Just kidding, GCRU is "da man" too :)

Good to see all the *original* meowers checking in as well

-- Dr. Bill

"GCRU" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah, unemployment sucks. If I don't find something soon here, looks like I might have to move to Cleveland or New York City (or "THE CITY" as New Yawkers call it).

That wasn't you in the recent Niagra Falls incident, was it?

-Dan

Welcome back to Buttland Dan. :)

In message , "Dan the Man Unusual" wrote:

Scot J. Trudeau [email] & http://www.planetscot.com MSN & AIM: sjtrudeau Yahoo: strudeau74 ICQ: 75887069 Join CAUCE ->> http://www.cauce.org

Hello Scot! All we need now are 'Nads, Cheryl, and the Donger and everyone will be here.

In reply to Dale, I would prefer Cleveland - I wouldn't mind living in NYC for a while, but not permanently. I've been there several times and can never get over how big it is (that is what she said).

"Scot J. Trudeau" wrote in message news:[email]...

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"King Turd" wrote in news:ph8lb.35527$[email]:

Hello to King Turd, Argy, Cyberbutt, Sauron, and all my buddies in the NG :)

uhuhuh I got a new job, and I'm getting paid to surf porno newsgroups and to read BnB newsgroup uhuh sometimes, life if cool uhuh ;)

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us (once known as UKtime) http://www.geocities.com/houseofbeavis/gcru.html

Its pretty cool that all these old skool members..mhehehe...member...boioioing....ummm what was I saying? Oh yeah, I was talking about my member...I think I'll go ckeck out some of the porn newsgroups that Dale was talking about now...

"King Turd" wrote in news:m%glb.36971$[email]:

Ola, Senor, El Rey De Los Turdos :)

yeh eheh those nudesgropes rule uhuhuh I think I saw Beavis' mom in there once... ehehehe

GCRU http://www.geocities.com/houseofbeavis/gcru/

In article , [email] says...

Man....GCRU, Sauron, Argy, King Turd.... It's like a damn reunion, or something :)

-- Dr. Bill

In message , GCRU wrote:

No I wasn't, liar. And they're not gay.

Scot J. Trudeau, Postmaster General of Buttland, One Adam 69(IRC) Commander, atbnb Special Forces <tm> * Irrvmator Veritatis * Meow Meow Follower of the Keeper of the "Keep your Damn Binaries out of here" vigil "Sacred Master of All That Is Cool" - Bestowed upon me by Sekhmet herself

On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 18:09:08 GMT, GCRU wrote:

Hello GCRU! Long time.

huh huh *long*

How do you get these k3w1 jobs???

uh huh huh *jobs*

Your web page still kicks ass!

CB    :o)

Yeah. You can't trust these people who move here from England and then go to snowbound Canada :)

What is Peppermint Patty doing on your page? She always had a crush on Charlie Brown!

"Dan the Man Unusual" wrote in news:RaElb.533$9E1.4172@attbi_s52:

no way ehehe she's in love with Marcie... ehehehe they are both card-carrying members (uhuh) of the Payless Birkenstock Club. ;)

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us http://www.geocities.com/houseofbeavis/gcru/

Based in beautiful Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada .... more crop circles than you can shake a shitty stick at!

CyberButt wrote in news:[email]:

uhuhuh because chicks dig me uhuhuhuh

"shut up, butt-head, not even your mom digs you"

"dammit, Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass uhuhuh"

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us http://www.geocities.com/houseofbeavis/gcru/

Based in beautiful Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada, the centre of the Universe... or something uhuh ;)

In article , [email] says...

Dale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You old fartknocker....hehehehehehehehe.....

to hell with these fartknockers.....calling us "trolls"...

...or something. Whatever.

Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh....

How are things in Limeyland? Or are you still here?

-- Dr. Bill

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This is truly a great moment in atvbnb history, all the 'ol skool fartknockers are coming...eheheh...coming out of the wood-work.... I feel like I'm having a flashback to '95, this rules!!

Gotta go, just finished downloading "Sluts in Heat Vol 5", have to go take care of some wood-work of my own....

KinG TurD

Yeah butt...where the heck is "Dr.MonkeySpank??? That fartknocker got married and now his wife won't let him write us anymore. ;-D

Argy wrote in news:[email]:

yeh, dammit... he's probably thinks scoring is more fun than talking to us....err.. wait a minute... dammit.. scoring rules.. dammit... he's scoring.. dammit and we're not dammit ehehe dammit ehehe

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us http://www.geocities.com/houseofbeavis/gcru/

"I'm not even scoring with the sheep, dammit"

Gary M.GCRUalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"NO! I WON'T settle down! Not this time! DAMMIT! This always happens! I think I'm gonna score and then I never score! It's not fair! "

On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 16:37:28 GMT, Argy wrote:

uhhhh....huhh huhhh... THE Dr. Monkeyspank? EMhhehehe...hehe

I know where he is....

He might even be posting under a new name ... when his wife isn't watching him.

Thank you drive through

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Positively Acting Teens (hooray!!!)

That was a cool episode, especially when 'dad' (who looks like a King of the Hill character, more than B&B) gets laid out. I've got it on tape but haven't transfered it to DivX yet. Tapes take too much space...

Mr Turd has then all. Ask him too for his exclusive catalogue of Turds. He recently said that some he catalogues for general release and others he holds back. Or should that be clenches...

Thankyou, drive through...