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In article the flaming fucking lesbian that keeps harrassing the Queen of Buttland, Ophelia Bush wrote:

Umm... let's not, mm-kay?

Alright, bitch... I have had enough of this harrassing and am forced to have to call upon my two knights, Sir Spanks-A-Lot and Sir Ass-Kicker of Buttland to royally kick your sorry twat out of Buttland... and if they wish, I also permit them to feel your thingies if they wish, as a thank-you to their royal duties. Go get her, boys...

Queen Allison of Buttland

"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."

Mike: Ummm...excuse me ma'am, but is this muff-diver bothering you?

Allison: Yeah, the bitch thinks I'm a dyke.

M: Oooooohhh...ummm..OK...should I kick her in the nads. She has nads you know, because she's a thespian.

Dyke: You'll never take me alive you hot hetro piece of meat.

M: Don't make me convert you. If you leave without pissing me off anymore, I won't whip it out right here and mend your backwards ways.

D: Do your worst, the Queen is mine.

M: Alright now fruitcake, your angerin' me...I'm gonna have to like kick your ass now.

(Enter Spanky)

S: Heard there's trouble?

M: Yeah, I was just about to kick the dyke's ass, wanna help?

(Cut to scene where we kick the bitch up one wall and down the other)

M: OK, we kicked her ass...now what?

S: I think we have to like get her out of the throne room or something...uuhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh throne.

(Mike and Spanky drag the dyke out by her nipples and throw her off the balcony)

S: Your highness, the trash has been taken out.

A: My heroes (as she plants a nice big wet one on each of our cheeks)

S & M: Cool...were gonna score!

Wear the ALMIGHTY CHEESEHEAD with pride, dude. It won't be long now!