BENNIE'S LESSON

Jun 30, 2007, 1:50 AM ET14 posts by 7 posters
14 posts
Walter Traprock

Bennie has found that it is not always to best to follow the example of larger boys. His ears are beginning to tell him whether they are the right company or not.

He learned a severe lesson once which he will never forget, when his ears and his tongue got him in sore trouble. Some big boys, rough and coarse, invited him to go fishing with them. He felt very big, and willingly dug all the bait. Some of the boys chewed tobacco and squirted the filthy tobacco juice all around. But this was not the worst they did. The words they used were not nice, clean words. If they got provoked, or lost a fish, one or two swore.

The next day he was in his yard playing. Something went wrong, and Bennie used some of the words he had heard the day before. They reached his mother's ears. She was shocked. Putting her head outside the window she cried: "Benjamin, come in her at once!" He knew by her tone that something was the matter. She made him open his mouth wide, and then took a rag and some strong soap, and gave his mouth a good scouring. Bennie cried, but had to submit. His tongue and mouth felt very sore afterward, and he could not relish his supper very well. His mother asked where he had heard such naughty words, and when he told her she said he must never go with those boys again. They talked that way because they wanted to appear smart. She told him she should certainly wash his mouth every time he used naughty words and probably the next time would scour it with sand. Bennie does not intend that there shall be a "next time." He has learned that it is best to "think twice before you speak once."

King TurdWalter Traprock

Bennie needs to put the pimp hand down on that beeotch.

"Walter Traprock" wrote in message news:[email]...

CyberButtWalter Traprock

On Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:50:19 -0700, Walter Traprock wrote:

Oh crap, that sucks.

Gary M.CyberButt

I think Bennie should have kicked his abusive mom's ass and told her to "F**K OFF, BIOTCH!" Then he should have raided her purse and taken enough change to go buy some nachos to wash out that silly soap taste.

xxpmulxxGary M.

66.6% of the replyers advocate violence to Womyn?

Coincidence, or horrifying something or other!

Whamee319xxpmulxx

That was, like, a really long walk for a short drink of water. Much like the walk the seminifrious tubloidial buttnoids take before they reach the light of day.

Gary M.xxpmulxx

[email] wrote:

EVIL mothers that put soap in their little kid's mouths should be flogged, imo. That's child abuse and the hell with the "mothers" in question. "You reap what you sow."

My mom put soap in my mouth once when I was in 4th grade. (true)

The next day, I peed in her box of powdered laundry soap. Oh ok...that's not true, but I wanted to and it would have been pretty cool, imo. meheheh

Whamee319Gary M.

Whoa! That would've ruled! You should do it now...meheheh.

Gary M.Whamee319

[email] wrote:

LOL! Yeah...next time I visit there, I should do that and leave some note about long-term paybacks. :-O

Whamee319Gary M.

You can't hear me right now, butt I'm cackling evilly. Then you should hide a camera on her to capture the special moment and share it with the class.

Walter TraprockWhamee319

[email] wrote:

Why you crazy kids, you can't hurt anything by peeing on soap, it's soap! It's made to clean!

Whamee319Walter Traprock

Well, I don't know what goes on in your private life. You can go ahead and walk around in your freshly peed clothes all you want, butt around here peeing in your mom's laundry soap makes you cool.

What, do you throw in a turd instead of dryer sheets?

xxpmulxxWhamee319

On Jul 5, 2:17 pm, [email] wrote:

Stop giving them ideas like that!

LaurieGary M.

It looks like you bad boys didn't learn anything at all from little Bennie's experience. Shame, shame, shame.