Whoa! This Hesiod Stuff RULES!

Hey, howzit goin'?

Like, I've been studying the Homeric/Hesiod texts (ewwww, I pay attention and stuff) and whoa! Look! I don't remember this from "Work And Days"...

(ll. 727-732) Do not stand upright facing the sun when you make water, but remember to do this when he has set towards his rising. And do not make water as you go, whether on the road or off the road, and do not uncover yourself: the nights belong to the blessed gods. A scrupulous man who has a wise heart sits down or goes to the wall of an enclosed court.

=========================Beavis & ButtHead Translation==============

"Work And Days Suck by Beavisiod"

(11. 9021069...) Don't make pee-pee standing up in front of the sun, butt pee-pee later on when the sun is like, uhh...setting. Don't make pee-pee on the road or off the road (ehemeheheh off-road vehicles) Don't take your clothes off to make pee-pee ('specially at night) Ehemeheheh...a "screwplus man" sits down to make pee-pee or pee-pee's on a wall! ehehehemheheheh

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This has been a Homeric lesson for all Buttlanders! emeheheh heheheheh "homeric" ehmeheheheh...homeowners...ehehemeheh Greeks Rule! hehehemeheheheh

CherylAnn Tripping the Light Fantastic

In article , [email] says...

yeah! and like, don't swim in the toilet and stuff.

--toni

Once upon a time, [email] (Antoinette M Niebieszczanski) wrote:

*   >Don't take your clothes off to make pee-pee ('specially at night)
*   >Ehemeheheh...a "screwplus man" sits down to make pee-pee or pee-pee's on
*   >a wall!
*   >ehehehemheheheh
*   yeah!  and like, don't swim in the toilet and stuff.

He who pulls his finger in church gets to sit in own pew.

Yea, and don't whiz on the electric fence. hehehehehe

Uh, it's nice to see a fellow homegirl from Ohio on the newsgroup, or something.

You're from Cleveland and I'm from Caucasian, I mean, Cuyahoga Falls.

That's pretty cool, or something. hehehehehhe

Spankyou

Brian

   Brian Heath <<------------------------------>> [email]
         Secretary of Butts --------------- Kingdom of Buttland
                     http://www.seanet.com/~heathbar
 Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil.
 Endowed with Two Gold Butts, and a Croix de Merde with a TP Cluster.
   Butt-head:  "Damnit Beavis, put that away.  You know you're not
    supposed to have your p^&$% out while you're cooking!!!!!!!"

You also would like the Homeric Hymn to Hermes. Apollo is pissed at baby Hermes for lying to him about stealing his cattle, so baby Hermes cuts the cheese right in Apollo's face. The oldest fart joke in Greek Lit.

In article "F. F. Catt" writes:

Whoa! emeheheheh heheheheheh Baby Hermes RULES! hehehmeheheh I'm really going to have to "brush up" on the Homeric Hymn to Hermes now! Old stuff RULES or something.

Apollo: "As his father, I shall hold my son in my arms."

[Apollo is handed his child by several good-looking chicks]

Apollo: "Ah, a son. A son to make me proud....."

*Poooooooooooooooofffffffffffpppppppppttttttttt" (baby Hermes)

Apollo: "And such a distinct (ehehmeheheheh "dis stink") cry."

[good-looking chicks giggling 'cause Apollo can't hear very well]

Apollo: "Oh no! Something has happened! My son! The odor of death is about him." "Woe is me or something."

First Chick: "Your child is not dying my lord. Hermes expelled gas while you were holding him near."

Apollo: "Fine young son! Fine young child! He makes me proud."

CherylAnn

Cat wrote:

Actually, I think the fart can be interpreted as Baby Hermes being baptized by Sterculis. Then gods said, "May the power of Sterculis be forever with Hermes! Seek and ye shall find little jars to gather the blessings that Sterculis shall bestoy on thou! And heed the words of the prophet Cornholio as he shall speak of the endtime when the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers and with *poop* when there aren't enough toilets!"

Cool interpretation, huh? What do you think?

Brent

Oh, crap. Gotta say more stuff so I can post my article. Stoopid browser won't let me post unless I have more text. Let's see. Testing, 1-2-3. Blah, blah, blah. Is that enough?