Stool

Apr 2, 19965 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
5 posts

[email] wrote:

An Ode to Stool... By S. Bradley Burger..

(*ehem, um.. *)

I think I shall never see a *poop* as lovely as a stool.. Whether it is in the pot, on the ground, or floating in a pool.. Sometimes *poop* has no smell, sometimes it is a stinker.. But I like stool no matter what, even if it is a floater or a sinker..

Thank you, thank you...

On 3 Apr 1996, Steven Bradley Burger wrote:

*snapping fingers*

Cool....   I dig....

Like, crazy....

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Maynard G. Krebs Beatnik Columbia University http://www.cc.columbia.edu/~wes10/

This morning I gave birth to a nine inch turd..

It wasn't wide, but boy, was it long!

And, *yes*, I *did* measure it........

"Hey baby, I've got really long turds, wanna see them? ehehemememe"

Lord Turdass III "dem turd..dem turds..dem.....long turds...."

Con-grab-ulations and stuff! Another fine addition to the family, Cuban Stoagies all around.

Only you!

Mike "Sir-Ass-Kicker of Buttland" Morris, atbnb Special Forces <tm> Keeper of the "Keep your Damn Binaries out of here" vigil Founder of The Institution for the Terminally Stupid (T.I.T.S.) Open but under construction: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2906/