Non-watchers

Oct 28, 1994, 12:40 AM ET3 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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The Seanalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

The easiest way to tell if people are, like, stupid, is to, uhh, ask them what they think of Beavis and Butt-Head. If they, like say it sucks and stuff, then they're like, butt-wipes or something. If they think it actually is the root cause of kids burning down their houses, then they are friggin' morons.

$e@n

In article [email] (The Sean) writes:

Good call. Like nobody ever burned his house down before Beavis and Butthead was on. That's the ass-umption (I said "ass") that has to be made to support the theory that that little moron would not have done it if he hadn't watched Beavis and Butthead. Let's just attribute ALL of the world's problems to Beavis and Butthead, ban it forever, and fry Mike Judge for creating it. Then I bet the world will be perfect and nobody will ever do anything bad again. (tone of voice: biting sarcasm and intense resentment) If I had been an exec at MTV I would have told that chick to kiss my ass and get a better kid. I guess that's probably why I'm not an exec at MTV.

Matt Lillegard UW-Madison "Liar, liar pants on . . . whoa. That was cool." -Beavis

Yeah. You would have to like, suck and stuff to be the boss at MTV or something. But at least then, you could, uhh, tell that Idalis chick to show you her thingys and stuff. That would be cool. And when those dillholes started whining about their trailers being burned down, you could like yell, "Fire! Fire! Fire!" Heh-heh, that would KICK ASS!!

$e@n "Hey, Butt-Head, how come Donnie (Osmond)'s the only who doesn't have his shirt off?" "Uhh, I dunno. Maybe he, like, has saggy pecs."