I got this amusing letter...

Mar 10, 19974 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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I thought I should let you all know that I got a letter from THE WALLSHEILD COMPANY - Long Life Quality Coatings. And the first line of it is:

"Dear Homeowner"...

huh huh. That is pretty cool. Homeowner...

Ned

Ned Potter wrote:

Uh uh, homeowners need Long Life Qaulity Coatings to sheild their bunghole walls.

I hate those bungholes who call me up and say "Are you a homeowner?"

And I go "Uhhh, NO. Why are you looking for homeowners? Are you looking for love?"

Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland