Best line

Apr 21, 199611 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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I uh like forget which epichoad this is from but the best line was when B&B were on that like uh start-track enterprice:

Butt-Head:(to that one chick) "I order you to take off your dress and show me your thingies."

Beavis: "But captain that would violate inter-gal-actic law or something."

Butt-Head: (pointing) "Number one, I order you to go take a number two."

They actually showed this scene on David Letterman.

-Greg

The most best line or something was like uhh... in that Held Back episode. When they get sent back to the fifth grade or something Butt-head puts his hand on some little girl's shoulder and says:

"Hey baby, have you ever like been with an older man"

Does anyone remember what happened right after that, I forget.

-Greg

sutthiwan gregory f writes:

* The most best line or something was like uhh... in that Held Back * episode. When they get sent back to the fifth grade or something * Butt-head puts his hand on some little girl's shoulder and says: * * "Hey baby, have you ever like been with an older man" * * Does anyone remember what happened right after that, I forget.

She replies, "Leave me alone, you loser."

Beavis laughs and calls Butt-head loser.

Butt-head says "shut up dill-hole!"

Then, they start slapping each other and the teacher asks them if they're paying attention and Butt-head says, "uh, no."

Pretty good scene. :)

Later Dudz.......
Brian Heath <<---------------->> [email] Secretary of Butts -- Kingdom of Buttland http://www.servtech.com/public/heathbar Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil.

In article , [email] said in an elagant way...

She say "Get a way loser!" Then Beavis goes "Yeah...loser!"

Doug =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) Funny thing about weekends when your unemployed....they don't mean quite so much.....
"Beavis, if you say one more good thing about Bon Jovi, I'm gonna
really slap the begeezus out of you."
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"Ahh, this video freaks me out.  It's like I get all excited when they
show these chicks, but then they show these short stubby guys and it
makes my testis retract into my globules."
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Wanna see something cool? Look at the row of stars. Run your eyes slowly left to right and it looks like one star moving across! Ahh this is freakin me out!

WOW! That kicks ass! I'm just gonna sit here and do that for a while... ehehe whoa! eheheheh whoa! heheheh whoa! heheheeehhe whoa! heehhhehhe whoa! aheheheeehehe whoa! eeehehhehhehehe whoa!

Jason Passmore "______" <<Turdmaster General of Buttland (*PooP!*)>> (insert favorite << "Flaming Turd Throwing Specialist" >> thing to be passed) << Charter Member (meh heh emh) >> << a.t.v.b.n.b. Special Forces <tm> >>

Jason Passmore writes:

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*  > Wanna see something cool?  Look at the row of stars.
*  WOW! That kicks ass! I'm just gonna sit here and do that for a while...

I like, reading high-cool; because it's about the world of getting high. That's cool.......

And staring at those stars would rock if you were doing high-cool.....

Laterdudz........

Brian Heath <<---------------->> [email] Secretary of Butts/ Media Representative -- Kingdom of Buttland http://www.servtech.com/public/heathbar Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil. Now new and improved with Two Gold Butts, and a Croix de Merde with a TP Cluster. "Uh, can you spank a sea monkey?"

My favorite line is when B and B are talking about growing up and getting a job and being able to drink and Beavis says: I can't wait to get a job. Then I can drink. Butthead replies: yep....i plan on doing some smoking too..

I could not stop laughing..;p

Oh well, let me know what you think and also I'd like to know the best B and B web page...later