The Itchy Nad Issue

A more important issue than global warming or the Iraq disa...I mean war, are itchy nads, and relief thereof. So, as a researcher of such important matters, I am am curious if you other nad-owners use the "outside the trouser pinch and roll method", the " who-gives-a-shat down the trouser method", the somewhat ineffective "discreet when-you-think-nobody-is-looking-outside-up-and-down method", or a better alternative. Scientific study wants to enlighten the masses for maximum nad itch relief efficiency. Mhehehe..m-asses...

Maybe you should try some OFF bug spray, or maybe just slap some IcyHot down there and slather it around real good!

Indeed, it is truly the most radical of all typos to all that which is radical.

Here are the IBM instructions for your balls:

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

Why doncha just smather the entire area with some hot wax and rip out all the pubes? That way all the critters will have a harder time making themselves a home.

Or git yourself one of those backscratchers and give it to yurself real good.

Or perhaps, ask your dog to lick ya. Yup.

your advice is fail are you a chick or something or a no-nad dude?

[email] protected his nads, and pounded away:

I am most definately 100% female...and have an interesting nad collection from a few now no-naded dudes..

Hope that helps!