Uhhh.....

Mar 22, 1995, 9:30 AM ET11 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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CAWhelchelalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Well, today I go to the dentist and I'm gonna get some of that stuff that the orthodontist gave ButtHead. You know, that nightrus...nightru.. stuff that makes you laugh.

What if I start laughing during the middle and stuff and call the dentist an asswipe? I'm afraid he'll like hurt me and stuff.

Uh, now I'm being a wuss but I'm a chick so is it alright?

Thank you, and stuff.

Cheryl

Reality's the only obstacle to happiness. [email] Upgraded to Super Etch-A-Sketch Technology

On 22 Mar 1995, CAWhelchel wrote:

Did he, like, wire your mouth shut? ("SAY IT, CHERYL!!! SAY IT!!!!") Will you be able to get Ozzy and stuff to play from your mouth during business meetings now? Mmheh heh heh...heh heh heh....

Are you serious?!? Chicks RULE!!!

Seriously, hope it goes (went?) well. :) If you see this before you leave, warn your husband _not_ to read any copies of _Highlights_ in the waiting room (even though Goofus is cool, and stuff).

My pleasure! My pleasure! Mmhehheh heh...HEY!!! MY PLEASURE!

Bill Sekscenski | | Columbia University | "Be excellent to one another." | | | | -- Bill S. Preston, Esq. |

In Bill Sekscenski writes:

He didn't wire my mouth shut. He didn't even do anything but take an x-ray. It was cool though. Like there was that big machine pointing at me and stuff.

No, but when the x-ray machine made that buzzing noise I could have sworn I heard some of those sucky '80's songs.

Thank you and stuff. I don't have a husband anymore. He like, was stupid and he was mean. Todd would have made a better husband! Whoa! That was a scary thought. (Goofus is cool! I like looked at the Highlights magazine in the waiting room but it was full of words and words suck!)

huh...huhuhuh..huh..huh!

Cheryl

Reality's the only obstacle to happiness. [email] Upgraded to Super Etch-A-Sketch Technology

On 23 Mar 1995, CAWhelchel wrote:

<snip--so did I>

Uhhuh huh huh....Haircut bands....

<snip>

Didn't try using manners, did he? :)

Should've taken the eye exam, Cheryl. With those new specs, it'd be, like, being in a toilet.

That would be cool....

Bill Sekscenski | | Columbia University | "Be excellent to each other." | | | | -- Bill S. Preston, Esq. |

In Bill Sekscenski writes:

Bill

I think I heard some stuff from Abba...

<snip stuff about husband>

mmheheh..hehe..mmhehemm -- "manners" Uh, no.

"Uh, M, R, Z, 9, 0, 1, .... mmmheheh...hehehe..hehe"
                                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                                 uh, okay...  *smile*
Reality's the only obstacle to happiness. [email] Upgraded to Super Etch-A-Sketch Technology

If he does, I'll say I'm like, your lawyer, and I'll tell him to like, pay us of so we don't sue. Huh-huh, we could make 10 bucks!

As long as you're one of those chicks with boobs.

In [email] (Christopher E. Forman) writes:

Okay, when I go back I'll hold my liver or sumthin' and tell him you're my lawyer so we can make a lot of money. THAT WOULD RULE! Yeah..mmmheheh..hehe! MONEY!!!

Uh, like you've seen 'em already... hehehehmmmehehe...

Cheryl

Reality's the only obstacle to happiness. [email] Upgraded to Super Etch-A-Sketch Technology

Like are you going to sit in the Chair, The Chair, THE CHAIR!

Like, what if you pull your shirt over your head and say: "I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole! Are you threatening me?!" That would rule!

Uh, like it is ok if you are a chick, but if that dentist did anything that, like, sucked, give him the Tazer, THE TAZER! Zap em, ZAP EM in the butt! Whoa! That was cool!

Jeffrey K. Stier

BH: huh huh Hey Beavis, who do you think would win in a fight between Cheryl and the dentist...

B: hu huh hu, its like the dentist would gas her out but Cheryl would kick him in the nads, and then like give him an overbite..

BH: I wish she'd give me an overbite, hu huh hu hu m hu...

B: Yeah, hu hu That would be cool.

BH: errrrrm, its like Cheryl has got one of those Etch A Sketch things, they're pretty cool, I like to draw pictures of Wieners on them in the shop.

B: hu hu huh, Oh yeah, cool...

Adam... Spirit, show me no more shadows....

In article , [email]

I just got my wisdom teeth pulled over the weekend. I just got an IV stuck in my arm, no gas.

Then, I was hoping to get some of that cool Vicodin stuff for the pain, you know, a big bottle, but I just got aspirin with Codeeeeeen.

What a ripoff John K

CAWhelchel ([email]) wrote:

Uh...I'd get a chast...chas..one of those belt thingies that lock up your bunghole. Unless he like turns you on, and ..oh yeah if you like doing it and stuff. That'd be cool..