No, this message is not about turds. It is not about crap, scat, feces, or poop, either. It is in fact about something exactly contrary to the existence of crap, scat, feces, poop, and turds. It is about the *non*existence of crap, feces, scat, turds, and poop. It discusses the possibility of a parallel universe where crap, feces, turds, poop, and scat do not exist. Could this type of universe exist? The possibility has puzzled astronomers for centuries. Note that in this entire paragraph, there is no mention of the existence of scat, feces, turds, poop, or crap, other than a statement that the message is not about the existence of feces, turds, poop, scat, or crap. Therefore, this message has nothing to do with crap, feces, scat, turds, or poop.
This has been an astronomy lesson from Professor No. 2. Thank you, drive through...