Does anybody know how this joke, where someone pees on the bar, really goes. Post it here.
Martin
Does anybody know how this joke, where someone pees on the bar, really goes. Post it here.
Martin
[email] (Ogner Martin) writes:
Well, um, okay. It's like, there's this guy outside a bar, right? And there's this other guy, and he bets the guy a hundred bucks that he can pee on the bar and the bartender will clean it up laughing. So the guy takes the bet, and the first guy, he, uhhhhh... wait. Uh, oh yeah. He goes inside and says to the bartender, "Hey, are you going to finish those nachos?" No, wait, that's not it. He says, "I bet you 50 bucks I won't pee on the bar." Uhhh, yeah. So they take the bet, and uh, he pees on the bar or something. That was pretty cool.
Peter
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I kinda forget the exact way it goes but it roughly goes like this:
The guy bets the bartender a buncha money that he can whiz in a shot glass. He misses and the bartender wins and is so happy he cleans up the P off the bar while laughing about winning. But the guy is money ahead because he bet some other guys a lot more money that he could whiz all over the bar and the bartender would clean it up with a smile.
I'm sure it's more funny when told the right way tho