It's like true, today is uh 7-11, so uh go there and get one. And do your duty and report back to the group. Especially if you talk to any hot chicks there. Or crazy people.
I can't participate uh, because the closest one is uh, like uh, a hundred miles away. :-(
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The day before, I came to a stop sign and some crazy lady was standing in the middle of the intersection. True! WTH? As I stopped, she walked over and asked me for a cigarette (in a crude, gravely voice). I told her I didn't have any cigarettes ant she replied, "You lying sack of sh*t, what's that in your shirt pocket?" Huh? :-O So I looked down at my shirt pocket and it was my wallet in there. I had just come from the bank drive-in window and put my wallet in my shirt-pocket rather than in my butt-pocket. So I showed her that it was my wallet and she just turned and walked away. I quickly vroomed away and headed for my nice safe home. arrghhh! "There's no place like home...There's no place like home." meheheheh
Then before I got home, I stopped at the maximart and saw this hot Russian chick for the 3rd time (the turd time?). She has long dark hair with bangs and always wears a shorty-short skirt revealing long hot legs. yum~
I didn't participate either but I told several others and they did get a free one. They told me, "GT" and I give you all the points for that info. :)
Maybe that crazy street lady really wanted to score with you, Argy.
The thought of that is enough to turn me gay forever with no regrets. ;)
Then before I got home, I stopped at the maximart and saw this hot Russian chick for the 3rd time (the turd time?). She has long dark hair with bangs and always wears a shorty-short skirt revealing long hot legs. yum~
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Mhehehe!! That ruled!
On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:02:29 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:
Yeah!! Those looked like double-D's!
Why thank you, your majesty. Just then, an enraged seagull swooped down and bit off the chick's skimpy shirt and brazenly flew away with it. Argy had to do his civic duty and protect the chick's modesty with his oddly-shaped work mitts.
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Ummmm....does anyone have some extra tissues to spare?
On Jul 15, 6:01 pm, Argy groaned:
Here you go, dude...
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Woah! Cool! You must work for pixar or something.. Hey, now that I have kids and have to watch crap like Rat-a-tool-e instead of real movies, can you please put that animated chick you just posted in the next one, preferably in even less clothing?
On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:27:25 -0700 (PDT), [email] wrote:
Hmmm... that Argy fellow seems to be kind of a prevert.
No kidding! ADD ME! :-P
[email] wrote:
OH MY GOD! ROTFLMAO!!!! That pic SO kicks ass!
Funny too...although I don't look like that dude, I often feel like I do. hahahaha
Psychic too...honestly, that chick looks almost exactly like the real-life Russian chick that I keep seeing. The one that will never want me, sadly.
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I almost had a Russian chick once who somehow found my e-mail address and was looking for my love, she wanted me to Western Union her eleventeen hundred dollars so she could fly here to meet me, I'm completely sure it was legit and not some Russian scammer dude, no way...she sent pics...I didn't have eleventeen hundred dollars, so I went to Wal Mart and tried to Western Union eleven cents since thats all I could find. She must have got in a car crash or been abducted by illegal aliens, I never heard back from her. Dammit, I almost scored.
"frog baseball" wrote in message news:160720080840150297%[email]...
Hey, dammit, I saw her first!!!!