Hey, I'm impressed on your originality style here... I haven't heard that one before, and trust me I thought I'd heard every variation of my name imagineable.
Big deal, bunghole... I live in Austin, Texas, and I can get his home address for free asswipe. But as a fan, I respect his privacy and realize I have no business with his personal address. If I want to address him personally, I can write in care of his production company at MTV, or probably find his agent. Or maybe he even monitor's this group. You know that Chris Carter, creator of the X-files, and his writers and producers monitor all the X files groups, as do the writers for all the Star Trek series'.
Well, actually no... But I do have a recipe for Spam Chili that has won awards at both the World Famous Austin Spam-o-rama, and the San Marcos (TX) Chili-piad. I could post it if you are interested...
WHOA! Thanks Scott!! I mean I can defend myself from such attacks, but it's pretty cool knowing that someone is out their watching your back, "bustin plates on their asss beeeoootttcchhh!!" and this does kick major sphincter....
Whoa, It's 'The Postman' goin' coast to coast on spam-man's nads!!