Top 10 things men would do if the woke up and had a Vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for Zucchini and Cucumbers. 9. Squat over a Hand Help Mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the Splits. 7. See it it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legswithout rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a barin less than 10 minutes... BEFORE Closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Kneel at the Edge of the bed and prey for breat too... and the number on thing men would do if they woke up with a vigina... 1. Finally Find that damned G-spot.
Top ten things Women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day.
10. Get ahead faster in corpprate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee Standing up while talkingto other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for a light reflection which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
And the NUMBER ONE things women would do if they woke up with a penis...
- repeat number 9