On 17 Apr 1998 00:38:10 GMT, [email] (W.Gouldey III) escaped from a strait jacket and posted in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
* This is simple, safe, and it really works! For $6 (U.S), 6 stamps * and about an hour of your time, you could earn a year's salary in a month.
FWIW, I could have been your father if I didn't have enough change.
- Sounds to good to be true, but just imagine. WHAT IF?
What if I forwarded this to the postmaster @ comcat.com and told them you were posting this drivel to newsgroups -- this illegal, stupid, bandwidth-bogarting, and useless crap that only pisses people off?
* #6- W. Gouldey III * Stump Rd * Pipersville PA * USA
Congratulations, Mr. Gouldey -- you have won an all-expenses-paid turd-o-gram: complete with an abuse report to your ISP, the pleasure of being thought a complete and utter dumbass for falling for this crap, and last but not least the very real possibility of getting your Internet account nuked.
- *4. You should start getting responses within 1-2 weeks.
You should start getting turds in your mailbox in less than five days.
You suck. Your mother's a slut.
Get the hell out of here, bunghole. :(
RB