WHOA!! I mean, it sucked that you had an accident, but OTOH you did say "meat wagon", Uh huh huh huh huh!
Also, you should have asked for some ice cream and you know, some of that stuff for pain; I hear you get a nice buzz from that or something.
Alex and stuff
Yeah, really... my housemate got his pinky finger ripped off and they sewed it back on and he was in the hospital and all his chick friends (including like, me) went to visit him and feed him nachos and stuff. AND he got a sponge bath from this cute nurse. I asked him if it gave him a boner and he said "hell yes" and I asked did she wash that too and he said (with a dreamy smile on his face) "Yes!". So hospitals rule... for guys. The only cool thing I ever got from a hospital was some barf buckets to use as cereal bowls.
-Michele La Wankstress
As long as your hands weren't damaged....
the iconmaster of Buttland can continue his great works..
By the way, if you decide to make a habit of this crashing thing,
I can give you a special rate....
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