The show would be a half-hour sitcom about the wacky misadventures of a ditzy redheaded housewife, her Cuban bandleader husband, and their amiable neighbors. The show would be called, "I Love Schlong", as the wife's name would be Schlong.
Great TV Show Idea
May 21, 199814 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Yeah... the husband and wife could like perform in those naked bars.....
Grobbus wrote in article ...
Yeah, and the husband (Ricky Retardo) would find Schlong in the alley behind the bar, um, 'performing privately' for five bucks a pop, and he'd be like, "Schlong, you got some essplainin' to do!" And Schlong would be like, "Waaaahhh, Ricky, I was just trying to save enough money to buy you a fake social security card for Christmas!" And Ricky would be, like, "Christmas? Schlong, you know I'm a Communiss!" And then Fred and Ethel Scrotum (the neighbors - their last name is 'Scrotum') show up and they all get drunk and by sunrise, everyone has another bad tattoo and crabs. That would be cool.
On Fri, 22 May 1998 02:03:24 -0400, Grobbus wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
you mispeled "Dicky Dickhardo"Lumpy ngefca Camshaft wrote:
We both misspelled "Sticky Prickfarto".
On SaTURDay May 23, 1998 - [email] shared:
Uh... I thought it was "Licky Dickparto" the Cuban oral-sex maven...
nevermind
sig not required by AOLer's "Me Too" is enough.
you mean *Licky Lick-hardo*
On Fri, 22 May 1998 02:03:24 -0400, Grobbus wrote:
Whoa! That's deranged or something... Butt also pretty cool!
CB
"Oh Lucy... I'm homo!" ;)
Gay Cartoons 'R' us wrote:
ROTFL Why aren't you writing for TV?
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On Fri, 29 May 1998 23:55:08 -0400, Grobbus says:
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On 6 Jun 1998 20:55:40 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' |Us says:
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