Funniest Episode ever

I love Most Wanted...its a full half hour too. I love when the voices guide Beavis.

That one rules!...At the Movies is up there with me too too..hehe..up.., the rent-a-cops bone sticking out after he blows his toe off rules...oh yeah, and buttheads post-chainsaw finger in The Trial too..violence VIOLENCE VIOLENCE!!!!!!AIAIAIAIAI! Mike

Plate Frisbee is coolest! They chant Iron Man, then that construction guy who can't sing Iron Man correctly gets hit in the head and smashes his finger! VIOLENCE! The the truck driver talk: Gas truck guy: "UFO!" He promply flips the truck onto its side, spilling gas everywhere. Strike-anywhere Matches truck guy: "Whoa................... Looks like I'm gonna crash............... Yup." He slams into the gas truck. You can guess what happens next.

-"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Black Sabbath. You are about to see three tales of terror, and the supernatural. I do hope you haven't come alone. As you will see from one of our tales, vampires, verdilans, abound everywhere. Is that one sitting behind you now?"-

How about the uncensored version of COMEDIANS? Beavis' standup comic routine is a classic!!

"Heh, heh, heh, do you ever wonder why so much stuff sucks? Sometimes I look at one of these little straws, and I go, "this sucks!" Heh heh heh. One thing about like, gym class, heh heh, it sucks!!!"

Then, after Beavis burns down the nightclub:

Butthead:  "We're pretty funny, huh Beavis?"
Beavis:    "Yeah, heh heh heh."
Butthead:  "How come that club owner dude didn't like us?"
Beavis:    "Maybe he's stupid!"
Butthead:  "Yeah, not everybody can be cool like us!"

Hey Guys my favorite episode was the one when they said cool and sucks.
That ruled it was "cool" and it didn't "suck"
    bye now
        Davey head

What about the one named "Couch Fishing"? That one is really great!!

Especially the scene where Stu gets "hooked" by B&B! His blood running, absolutely marvellous!

But there's another one. The one in which they decide to donate blood, and the nurse starts talking on the phone endlessly, their blood flowing out of their bodies into a bag... very nice one!

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I can never get enough of "Patients", especially the part when Beavis & Butt-head are in Buzzcut's class and B-H makes 3 attempts to read "Sexual Intercourse" from the blackboard. That never fails to make me laugh, no matter how many times I see it!

"You wouldn't give me T-P... bungholio!" -- Beavis, during his sugarhigh

Once upon a time, Judy Gerber wrote:

*     I can never get enough of "Patients", especially the part when Beavis &
*   Butt-head are in Buzzcut's class and B-H makes 3 attempts to read "Sexual
*   Intercourse" from the blackboard.  That never fails to make me laugh, no
*   matter how many times I see it!

<Buzzcut> Now, Butt-head, you've waited all your life to say this word in class without getting in trouble. The topic for today is....... <Butt-head> SXUEKL INNTRECRSE <Buzzcut>Say it!!! SAY IT!!!! You pantywaist!!!!!! <Butt-head> SUXYUAL INETERCRSE <Buzzcut> Get out!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!

That scene DOES rule!!!! hehehehehe

My all time fave is when Buzzcut tries to get B and B-h to laugh by describing what the'll talk about in sex education class.

those both rule hehehehehehehe

Spankyou

Brian

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Brian Heath wrote: \

WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE PENIS! WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE VAGINA! DO YOU FIND THIS FUNNY, BUTT-HEAD?!

ummmm, yeah!

That one rules! In 'Couch Fishing' when they reel in the the old lady, throw her in the fish bucket, then shes crawling around with the bucket on her butt and she goes "I seem to have lost my spectacles" and bh goes "You lost your testicles?" is always good for a laugh...and anytime they go "Here toadie, toadie, toadie.."

Mike

Personally, I think the Cornholio episodes are the best.The Cornholilander one was brilliant.

I am Cornholio! I need T.P for my bunghole. Heh heh heh heh mm heh yeah... Come out with your pants down! Heh heh heh heh heh heh! Oh. heh heh.

So if you're immortal or something, huh huh, how come you don't get chicks? Huh huh.

Tom

Judy Gerber wrote:

Whoa! When you called him BH, it almost looks like BM when you squint. You said Sex. Huh-huh-huh.

Uhm...you dumbass! It's you WILL give me TP!

-Stoolio!

"Yeah, but like, when do we get to kick some ass? ...But master, does not the fire need water too? Does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your scrotum need kicking?" - Beavis

Huh-huh, you said 'can.'

Pablo writes:

Tough choice between Mr. Anderson's Balls and Dude A Reward...

"My babies .... you've been violated"

"Better get one o' the captain"

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Liar Liar

Beavis: I killed a bunch of people once

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Has anyone heard of Daria having her own show?

I thought I saw a short thing about it, but I've never heard anything else. It was like, here's my parents, here's my sister (a punk in a leather jacket or something) and and here's the people at my school.

Never seen it before.

It's coming in Feburary I think. I personally hate those chicks who act like Daria does. (Normal girls are too dumb for me) Personally, I love stupid chicks, and although I don't get any (huh uh huhuh) from them, call me a fan of them, cause that's what I am.

In article , [email] writes:

"Aaaaaa your mother a slut, Bevis, dumbass.!!"

"Uhhh, whha, where am I, aaghg, cool.... hey butthead get me down and we'll go get some candy. Come on on Butthead, lets go!!... AAhh ahhggh ,Theres a time to reap and a time to soe... uuhhghg ahah this gonna be messy. bbrrrrmmmmm...brrrrmmmm... AAGhhhh, aghh...."

Personally I like Buttnicks... not because it is one of the few epichoads with Cornholio in it, butt because it pokes fun at those "artsy" poet-type dudes who think they're so cool. They suck!

"Whoa, this is some powerful stuff!"

"I'd love to see his portfolio..."

year, so I went to this coffeehouse here and it was pretty much like Buttnicks, all these dumbasses trying to be all deep and stuff but coming across (to me anyway) as just plain schitzophrenic-ish ramblings...it sucked. One dude would talk real low and then start screaming about war, trying to be all artsy...he sucked too. hehe...art-fags...*be a tree...now be a happy tree*...

andThenMyFriendYouDieMan, Mike

Yeah, yeah, Buttnicks rocks! It's my favorite post-Cornholio epichoad (actually, it's more like a Cornholio sequel). It has so many great lines:

"You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!" "The earth will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!" "Whoa, this is groundbreaking stuff, man" "Order my friend up there a quadruple!"

At work, all I drink now are "crappucinos."

Beavis takes "sugar high" to new uh, heights, in "Buttniks". He goes even more buck than he does in the original "Cornholio".

"Do it, Brother Beavis!"

"YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUNGHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The funniest episode that ever was, was the time that B&B got the new phonebook and they kept calling Harry Sacs and flushing the toilet for two months. Then, they gave him Stewarts address and he started kicking Stewarts fathers ass and flushing his head in the toilet."Now I'm going to stick this phone where you'll never be able to use it AGAIN!!!!!" "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Then B&B called Stewart to see what was going on and his fathers butt started ringing. That was cool.

In article , [email] (Jeffrey Read) writes:

"Bevis do you need a hallpass? Are you Threatning me?"

It's very difficult to pick one episode,

the one where beavis finds the movie camera is great "what is it"?? "I don't know.... BUT IT'S MINE"

OR, when they go golfing "Beavis your balls are filthy, take them to the ball washer immediatley" "TITLEIST"

I would have to say that one of the funniest episodes is the one where they find the female cop who's posing as a hooker, and she's trying her damndest to get them to make a specific offer of money for sex so she can bust em. Of course, they admit they would have after they leave the room, to the chagrin of the undercover female cop and her partners. *grin*

There was one that was a RIOT. It was when these two chicks came up and asked Beavis and Butt-head to change their tire. Beavis took a car jack out and sat on it. He alternately pointed to the jack and his butt, saying: "Hey Butt-head, check it out! Jack, ass! Jack, ass! Get what I'm saying here? Jack, ass!" I laughed out loud.

I've got to go with "Dream on". The one where they both wake up on the couch to breakfast television and end up sleeping all day and dreaming about different stuff.

Baxter.

Once upon a time, [email] (Baxter) wrote:

*   I've got to go with "Dream on".  The one where they both wake up on
*   the couch to breakfast television and end up sleeping all day and
*   dreaming about different stuff.

"Uh, number one, I order you take a number two." "I order you to take off your clothes and show me your thingies." hehehehehe

That episode was cool.

Personally I have to go with the original, first "The Great Cornholio" -- that started the character.

That one still has me laughing my ass off. :)

Spankyou

Brian

   Brian Heath <<------------------------------>> [email]
         Secretary of Butts --------------- Kingdom of Buttland
                   http://www.seanet.com/~heathbar
 Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil.
Endowed with eight Gold Butts, and a Croix de Merde with a TP Cluster.
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Subject: Re: Funniest Episode ever From: [email] (Valerie) Date: Sat, 07 Dec 1996 02:22:34 GMT Message-ID:

Personally I like Buttnicks... not because it is one of the few epichoads with Cornholio in it, butt because it pokes fun at those "artsy" poet-type dudes who think they're so cool. They suck!

"Whoa, this is some powerful stuff!"

"I'd love to see his portfolio..."

-VaLeRiE http://members.tripod.com/~valerie --------------- "You are the best mud people I've ever seen!" -Billy Corgan

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Uh, huh huh huh, at least Beatnicks had a little more class than those DAMN HIPPIES!!!! huh huh huh.... he said "hip" hehehhe

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CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!