Howdy all!
As many of you who know me, know.. I was involved in a traffic mishap a few weeks back, and currently my car is in the shop being repaired. Thankfully the person who hit me had insurance, and they are picking up the tab for repair and the use of a rental car.
So today on my lunch hour, as I was sporting about town in the 1996 Dodge Neon that strangely resembles a giant neon purple jellybean, I got to thinking about the fun you _could_ have in a rental car that you wouldn't otherwise do in your own vehicle.
(* Please note, I am NOT encouraging anyone to actually do the things I'm about to describe, nor am I doing said things to my rental vehicle... ;) *)
So here are the top ten things you can do in a rental car that you wouldn't other wise do in your own car:
- Wipe boogers on the upholstery!
- Accellerate from every stop at full throttle.
- See how fast the car will actually go in first gear.
- See how fast you have to go to become airborne off of speed bumps.
- Loan it to the 13 year old next door, for his hot date with an older chick!
- Practice the skills you learned at the Ivan "The Ironman" Stewart Off Road Truck Racing School.
- Play connect the potholes!
- Take a road trip to San Francisco to recreate the car chase seen from the movie "Bullet"
- Practice your Beau and Luke Duke General Lee hood slide and window entry.
- Go through the nearest fast food drive thru, BACKWARDS!!!