I am the great Rear-Admiral Cornholio!!!
Huhuhuhuhuh! You said "rear"!!!!
Are you threatenting me??? Do not make my bunghole angry!!!
Uh, Ok.
I am the commander of the Royal Buttland Navy!!! If my bunghole is angry, the seas shall flow with the blood of the unbelievers!!!!
Cool!! Blood rules!!!
The Royal Buttland Navy shall cruise the great Wuss sea, looking for the ships of our enemy, the Bungholes!! We shall seek and anni-anni-kick their asses!!!
Whoa!! This navy rules!!!
Do you wish to join my Navy???
Uh, I guess so. Do we get to meet any chicks?
YES!!! We shall have a chick in *every* port!!!!
We're there, dude - I wanna join!!
First swear an oath on this...
That's just a box of buttwipes!!
DO YOU WANT TO JOIN????????????????
Uh, I guess so.
THEN SWEAR AN OATH ON THIS.
Uh, Ok, Jesus H. Christ!
NO!!! THAT IS NOT THE OATH!!!!!
Dammit, you said swear!!!
Repeat after me, "I, Butthead...
Uh, I, Butthead, like...
...swear to be loyal to his royal higness Cornholio!!"
swear to be lyle to his royal dumbass Cornholio!!
YOU ARE MOCKING ME!!! THIS IS MUTINY!!! I SHALL HUNT YOU DOWN IN MY SHIP THE S.S. ASSWIPE!!!!
That's not a ship, that's the toilet!!
IT IS A SHIP WHEN I BREAK THIS BOTTLE OVER IT!!!
Beavis, that's a soda bottle - if you break it on the toilet, it'll bust it!! Then we'll have to use Stewarts's toilet - we'll miss a lot of vide...OW!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHH... I HAVE BROKEN THE BOTTLE OVER THE MUTINEER'S HEAD!!! I WILL SEEK NEW RECRUITS FOR MY NAVY!!!! THEN THE SEAS SHALL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE UNBELIEVERS!!!!
The Great Cornholio!