I'm like, happy and stuff today. I bought this dirt bike from this dude for barely more than what a few paper tray's of Maxi Mart nachos costs, cause it ran like crap and looked like crap and it sat in his garage for a really long time because it ran like crap and woulden't start and stuff most of the time, and I screwed with it today and figured out what the dumbass had done to screw it up, and it only cost me $35.something in crap to get it running, like, good and stuff...and that makes King Turd really happy, cause it was a gamble and like, I made out or something...now if I could only find a chick that would make out...mhehehe..oh yeah..ummm...the guy I got it from was a real dumbass, like Anderson...but sometimes dumbasses are cool, like now. Its drizzling rain here now, but when it stops I'm going to go find some woods and mud and stuff and go tear ass and shred up all the plants with it. But until then, I'll sit here, knock back and Edge, and post more worthless crap. Like this..I took a photo of it with the new TurdCam, check it out, dudes... http://personal.bellsouth.net/m/n/mnwj/dr250-1.jpg mhehe...happenis...cause when your penis is happy, you're happy.
Happenis, and dumbasses rule.
On Sun, 16 Mar 2003 14:00:26 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
That's awesome.
Now you should like, steal $5 from that dumbass, and then go to him ans say, "Uh, now that you don't have your bike any more, can I have your lock? I'll give you 5 bucks for it."
CB
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
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with big boobs, who I also work with, boioioioioioiooinnggggg!!!!, gave me a hummer, I wish. what she really gave me was a 29 inch boner, I mean rca tv, and she said it kept cutting out on her, and then she realized that she was like talking about her old man, or something. anyway she said it did'nt work or something. all I had to do was like sauter the wires for the power supply back in place, and it worked fine, still does. so, yeah dumbasses are pretty cool, and hopefully without sounding like stewart or something, I was wondering what this drink type refreshment thingy edge was, because I don't think we have it here in washington st., cause I have'nt seen it yet, just curious. peace, love, and butts. dave
On Sun, 16 Mar 2003 19:59:21 GMT, "Dave Henning" wrote:
Um, I think you need a fake id to buy itor something.
CyberButt *we're fitshaced*
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
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something. yeah and then we could go hang with his gang cause if we had some edge he would think we were cool, yeah and then we could score, yeah scoring would be cool or something. scoring with a chick with big thingys would be cool or something . boioioioioioinnggg!!! peace, love, and butts. Dave
YOU WORK WITH A CHICK WITH BIG BOOBS???
WOW! That rules... And like, when you're working on the computer and you dont understand those signs on the screen, and you go: whats this??? mheheheh.. Does she like, you know, lean over your shoulder? mheh. I know that would give *me* a boner... not 29in, but still...
boobs are cool... big bOObs RULE!
Today RULED! This chick I hang out with sometimes called today and I told her about the new TurdRide (tm) and she was like, "I wanna learn to ride a bike"...so whats a guy to do but say "I'll show you, baby, come to King Turd...." so like, we went to the powerlines near the Turd Crib and I showed her how to ride it a bit...mhehehe..hehehe..mhhehe...but really, she did pretty good for being her 1st time...mheheh....1st time.....like, we brought the new TurdCam to take photos and stuff and I had to try to show off cause I thought it might help me score, but it didn't, though she though it was kind of cool, she just hung out for a bit and drank an Edge at the TurdCrib (tm) after, then went to work..dammit, work sucks...eespecially when you have a chick at your place, then she has to leave to go there...anyhow, I posted some photos at http://personal.bellsouth.net/m/n/mnwj/3-16.html cause she wanted the ones we took, and since today was such a non-suck day, I figured I'd post them for my atvbnb g's too as well...today was was a good day. I didn't have to use my AK.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:cB8da.51744$[email]...
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Yeah, but like, she did it with the dog... mheheh. And like, don't shave your head 'n stuff... head... oh yeah, coz you'd look too much like me... people could get confused and I don't want that to like, happen. You need to grow a bigger beard. Beards went out in the eighties but(t), you know, it's for the better.
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I dunno, dude...Butt-Head said that goatee's were cool. And hair just gets in the way. I used to look like a damn hippy with long hair, but then I had to read some signs or something and get a job.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:25ada.11465$[email]...
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picture, it really shows off her thingys, boioioioioinngg!!!! anyway, glad to hear you had such an awesome day, eh. the bike is pretty cool too, especially when you were poppin' wheelies. hopefully one of these days I can be a superflymackdaddy like yourself, until then peace, love, and butts. Dave
On Sun, 16 Mar 2003 21:15:54 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
Whoa-oh-oh
Cool, you actually got it..like you must have paid attention or something once (but you still like chicks, right?) :)
On Sun, 16 Mar 2003 19:33:52 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
"Sorry, the BellSouth Personal Web Page or file you're looking for is not here." :o(
Like, I was out of space and had to delete some crap, but I put it back just now, just for you dude. But its a limited time offer, so act now. Operators are standing by. Three easy payments of $19.95. Please send check, money order, or preferably your credit cards to King Turd PO Box 69 Longwood, FL Thankyoudrivethrough.
On Mon, 17 Mar 2003 17:41:53 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
Yeah... in your pants!
Thank you sir!
That chick looks pretty hot.
Nice doggie too!
This should cover it...
(handing over two xerox copies of dollar bills with ripped edges)
There's more where that came from.
uh huh huh, money is cool
CB
Thanks dude, you can keep the change (hands over 3 photocopied nickels and a penny from the $.10 copy machine.)