Beavis is getting smarter

Did anyone notice that during the last two seasons Beavis is smarter than he used to be? Maybe he finnaly reached sexual matureuty

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Beavis' mind is far more advanced than Butt-heads. He only shows it while exposed to epileptic seizure causeing situatons.

I don't know....look at some of the much, MUCH older episodes - there is eveidence that at least in the begining, there could read m= uch better than they do now....maybe it was from sniffing all that glue nad paint thinner, and watching Ramones videos.....Thatwuzco= ol!

Ooooooo, Carbona not gluuuuuuuue, Carbona not...!

-Blindeye

Blindeye wrote:

Ah, now *that's* a buzz I haven't heard about in a long time.

That was the thing at the local junior high school for those in the experimental mode in Brooklyn in the Sixties. (I was in the magnet school for nerds, so all this is hearsay from the kids in the hood.)

For those who want to know, Carbona was dry-cleaning fluid you could buy in the Household Products aisle at the supermarket. It was, like, for those annoying little stains on your tie or something.

But then, this was back when airplane/model glue didn't suck. "Yeah, ma, I wanna make another model. Of what? I don't care....cars, dinosaurs, The Visible Man...just get me another model. And some more of that glue."

M-heh..m-heheh...That's like proof that I'm old...

AHHHH!!! But I'm not that old! It's like, I'm old, but I haven't lost the grip of my bunghole yet...

Oh yeah, you were like, smart...like Daria...School sucks! Umm, oh yeah, it's like, Carbona was way better than model glue. In fac= t, it was paint than paint thinner and roach spray too! All on heresay, of course....

First exposure to Carbona was at a Ramones concert when I was in "high" school... I climbed out my bedroom window, (parents thought = I was asleep!) and went to see them at Toad's Place in New Haven, CT. Don't know how my friend ( a female) got us into this place (= I was sixteen, and the oldest of the bunch), and I don't think I want to know. The show was rocking, and some kid had little 2oz tu= pperware bottles with a cotton ball supposedly soaked in Carbona. He was selling them for $5 a pop - pretty expensive, considering = a joint went for about $2 back then. Anyhow, nobody would have wasted their money, except that the Ramones had been playing "Carbona Not Glue" in their set lately. They= played it that night too!

-Blindeye

It blew me away when, in "Pregnant Pause," Beavis actually *learned* from his experience and *used it in an example*. "It's like, when you think you're pregnant? but you just have to take a dump really bad." My friend and I looked at each other, then back at Beavis, in awe.

Michael Morse

In [email] (Michael Morse) writes:

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I don't know about you, but I'm waiting for MENSA to come and drag Beavis off! I've learned soooo much from him....

Such as:

Your above listed example, and that it's ok to talk about *poop* all day.... and of course, I can't tell you how many dates I've gotten doing the "monkey boy" on my couch when the chicks are over....

Heh.

-BD

Or CORNHOLIO!! Ever notice that when Beavis says something smart, BH tells him to shut up? Sometimes Beavis gets pretty deep.

-ed

Beavis rules!!! He RULES!!! Butthead is just a slow stupid bunghole, while Beavis is genious relative to that buttknocker!!!

The Great Lom !!!

Check that stuff out:

http://www.aeinc.com/web/LOM/Beavis.html

that would rule!!!

The Great Lom !!! wrote:

What's a Bunghole, sir?

I always knew Beavis was the smarter of the two, it's ashame that he's stifled by Butthead.

I mean, anyone who can talk backwards, change into the great cornholio, and go a few rounds with Todd every now and then is a pure GENIUS.

By the way,

"Would you like to see my bunghole....." mheh heh heh he

On Wed, 19 Jun 1996, Dedi Shy wrote:

How old are you Beavis?

I definately agree with you Joey Ramone

In [email] (JoeyRmone) writes:

Did you see the Lawnmower man? They took this guy who had learning disabilities and through virutal reality made him smarter... he turned out to become an evil dude though and ended up going psycho and killing his enemies...(people who treated him like dirt when he was challenged)....

Now, I see an excellent premise for a B&B episode. Beavis plays virutal stupidity to become smarter, then gets stuck in his cornholio character and destroys all who oppose him!

Whoa! That would be cool....

-BD

What a cool idea!!

I hope Mike Fudge and writers are reading this......

Johnny Ticklenads