GODDAMN CABLE COMPANY!!!

Friggin cable company decided to take MTV off the air to show some friggin boxing match!!! FU*KING PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!! I just hope tonights (friday) show wasn't a new one... And if it was Crevis & Bunghole being inburrito, I'm gonna be real pissed!! MTV rerunning B&B, cable company being a$holes, this week sucks! Anyways! maybe it will be back by 11:00. Dave <crossing fingers>

COLORTRAN PACKS SUCK!! Ask me why! COLORTRAN PACKS SUCK!! I NEED MORE BASS!!! I CAN STILL SEE!!!! LONG LIVE HOWARD STERN!!!!

The angle of the dangle is inveresly proportional to the heat of the meat. -Beavis

Gaffers tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

There is no friday show. huh huh

Dumbass!

[email] (Vance R. Haemmerle) writes:

oh yeah huh huh i forgot huh huh i was just pissed cuz there was a show listed in the TV listings huh huh our newspaper must be stupid or something

dave

The angle of the dangle is inveresly proportional to the heat of the meat. -Beavis

Gaffers tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

I don't think I shall ever see anything as stupid as a tree. -Beavis

You cable system doesn't already have one or two channels devoted to Pay-per- view? That is a shitty cable system. I didn't think it was possible for any cable company to suck more than Cox Cable in San Diego. (Seriously, that's the name--and they live up to it.) Although they do always show MTV, they never show Nick at Nite or Nickeloden on weekends. So I can never see Ren & Stimpy. And they don't have Comedy Central or the Bravo channel either. (I usually don't watch Bravo, but they were re-running Twin Peaks all summer, and I missed it!)

Butthead: Uhhhhhh...huh huh...huh huh. This is cool...huh huh...huh huh. Beavis: Hmmm hmmm...cable companies suck. Butthead: Yah...huh huh...huh huh. Remember when they locked us out after Steven Segal month...huh huh. That sucked...huh huh...huh huh. Beavis: Yah...hmmm hmmm. Butthead: This sucks. Let's go blow something up...huh huh...huh huh. Beavis: Hmmm hmmm...hmmm. Yah, that would be cool. Butthead: I know! Let's blow up the cable company..uhhh..huh huh...huh huh. Beavis: That would be cool..hmmm hmm...we have any more lighter fluid? Butthead: Uhhhhh...nope. Beavis: We got any more fireworks? Hmmm hmmmm. Butthead: Uhhhhhhh..huh huh ..huh huh..nope. Beavis: We got any gasoline? Butthead: Uhhhh....nope. We got no money either, dude. Beavis: This sucks...hmm hmmm. Butthead: Yah, this sucks....I don't like things that suck..huh huh..huh huh. Beavis: Hmmm hmmm...hmmmm hmmmm..uhhhh...hmmmm hmmm. Butthead: I know! Mr. Anderson's house! Beavis: Yah! Hmmm hmmm. Butthead: I saw some tnnnt in his garage. Beavis: Uhhh..hmmm hmmm. What's tnnnnt? Hmmm hmmm. Butthead: Uhhhh...huh huh...huh huh. I don't know dude. I saw a box that said 'CAUTION:T-N-T' on it when we were stealing his powermower yesterday... huh huh...huh huh. Beavis: Oh yeah...hmm hmmmm. That was cool. Hmm hmmm. Butthead: Yah..huh huh..huh huh. Remember that squirrel we ran over with it... that was cool...huh huh...huh huh. Beavis: Yah..hmm hmmmm...that was cool...hmmm hmmm. Butthead: Come on, asswipe! Let's go..huh huh..huh huh. I still have his keys from last week...huh huh...huh huh. Beavis: Hmmmm hmmm...yah. Hey Butthead, I didn't know you could read...hmmm. Butthead: Yah, I'm pretty cool...huh huh...huh huh. Let's go. Beavis: Yah ...hmmmmh hmmmm. Hey Butthead... you think this TNT stuff will explode? Hmmm hmmmmm...hmmm. Butthead: I don't know dude, but if it did, that would be cool..huh huh. Beavis: Hmmm hmmmm...yah! Cool, cool! Hmmmm hmmmm..hmmmm hmmmmm..hmmmm. Butthead: Calm down, Beavis, you're slobbering all over me..huh huh...huh huh.

Huh huh...huh huh....

If you think this is cool...huh huh...huh huh... send [email] some mail and I'll write some more...huh huh...huh huh.

That would be cool...huh huh...huh huh.