So did anyone watch MTV's halftime show? If you did, you've got to admit
that it was funny as hell. The claymation was superb and the fighting
was outstandind! Here are the results:
Match #1
Kathy Lee Gifford vs. Howard Stern
Winner: Howard Stern
Technique Used: Toxic Butt Gas!! Yeah!!
Match #2
Pamela Anderson Lee vs. Rupaul
Winner: Pamela Anderson
Lee
Technique Used: Her Giant Breasts!! Cool!!
Match #3
Hanson vs. The Spice Girls
Winner: Neither. They both
suck!
Technique Used: Marilyn Manson killed them
all!
Beavis: This is coolest thing I've ever seen, heh-heh.
Butt-Head: You dumbass, it's not cool that weren't been taken off,
huh-huh.
Beavis: Shut-up Butt-Head, this show has everything! Boobs, death,
destruction, blood, uh, and m,oh yeah, flaming toxic gas!
Butt-Head: Oh yeah, I guess your right. It was pretty cool. Pamela
Anderson has big thingies.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Boobs! and more Boobs! yeah.
Butt-Head: huh, huh. I like big bouncing boobs.
Beavis: Hey Butt-Head, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Butt-Head: oh yeah, huh huh.
"Good Fight, Good Night"
-Wallace
And... just what the hell does your statement have to do with B&B? hehemeheheh...... Heheheheh... you suck... hehemeheheh... you can't even use your little AOL newsreader thingy right! ehemeheheheh.... You suck... your AOL name SUCKS... Your attitude SUCKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! and uh....
Thanks for sticking up for me CherylAnn. I can always count on you. He
personally sent me the same message (to really make a point) so I said
that I thought his user name is very creative ;). In turn, I changed my
name to RecurveTD2 (for th time being) and replied to his message.
Aoler's suck dick.
Saint Wallace
"Patron Saint of
Stupidity"
Hehehehe.... you said, "sticking up" hehemeheheh and like then you said "suck" hehemeheheheh... For a Patron Saint of Stupidity... .hemeheheh... you're pretty cool sometimes.
I once saw a wonderful claymation elephant cartoon on a religious show on a sunday morning. If anyone happened to tape this show about two years ago, please contact me.
NOOO...it's really "Davie and Goliath"...hehheh...homeowners! ;) They were 'Gumby-like' dudes that did a religious show! hehheh, this is Gumby on drugs...hehheh. ;) Goliath was his dog, I think.
And now referring to the subject of this thread (Celebrity Deathmatch)...I didn't see it during the SB halftime, butt saw it a few days later and it was pretty cool. I especially liked the part where the Spice Girls were fighting the Hansons, then Marlyn Manson cut the overhead lights and crushed them all. Then they asked him why he did it and he said stuff like, "I hope they all go to hell, and I hope Satan sticks his pitchfork up their butts cause they all suck!" (or something like that) Mehehh hehheh . . . that was really cool!
Dammit, Wallace your news program is doing screwy things to my news reader! (internad news). I can't see the post unless I press 'reply to' and read it from there.
Try Netscape (it has a newsreader built in) or WinVx it's an older one that netscape cloned for it's own newsreader... or Free Agent, which I've been told is excellent.
Everyone else told me that Agent was 'excellent', I downloaded it and found it cluttered and pedantic. If this is excellent, I'll just keep internad news...
free agent is liek; cool anad stuf! it liek looks all cornfuseling and stuf wen yuo start using it, butt liek then it getz \/\/ay c00l d00d!
oh, and Sir Hamster said i'ts "PEDANTIC" that meens
PED ANT I C
anad ennie boddie nose dat PED meens
"a suffix denoting foot" so duuuuuuuuh!
free ageant is like "I see the foot of the offtopic ant"
whatt was i tolkking abote?
oh yeh mheheh mhehehe its' callid "AGENT"
that meens "A Gay ENT" like in theat CARTOON
with thoese talking trees!!!!!!!!!
yuo knowe the oen with dildo Baggins anad his (wink wink)
furr'ie friends. those ENT dueds didENT have
ennie ENTwives to stroke there wood anad stuff.
so like get it (whoa ge-tit!) and leern it, or soemboddies arse mite; get kikked! :-O
[does anyone actually read this far?]
oh yeh!! speeking of WOOD, liek i went to the stoer for a sunnidiay paper, liek i wento the MaxiMart(tm) couze therez a cute girl their tha't i liek haeve a Crush(tm) on,, she liek; ***likes me*** anad talks to me: no reallie, i'ts treue anad stuf:f reillie liek ii sai'd SHE TALKS 2 ME for reel anad stuf'f;' just the udder day she said "thats four oh three",;: anad i was liek "uh, ok" butt then we magicely gnu to stop their befoar we GotTooDeep(tm); oh yeah, onece she sadi "yew wanna bag fer dat?" nudge nudge
waat yew wantid a punchlyne?? liek uh, oh yeh yeh yeh, they hadd theise COUPONs: in th'e paper, for liek uh monie and stuff, and one was for fernertuere Polish(tm) anad rite on the kewpond it siad in beeg ledders:
LOVE YOUR WOOD
and to think some peepole say tv isent bad 4 u ????
oh, watt, yew wantid some valluibble content??? how abote: in Freee AGayENT, they liek messed up tha colors, so the messidges you READ are NOT RED, anad the ones you have NOT READ are RED. its all backk'wards and stuff!?! so:::
Options
General Preferences
Colors
then make the boxes just liek this:
Red
Blue
Cyan
Black
Blue
thats liek REAL and stuff! then the colors are:
messages you READ are RED
messages NOT READ are NOT RED (they be blue)
even a geenieyus such'e as myself was puezzl'ed: by thoes Colors(tm that dued whu di;d madona) untill i fixd ''em!!
so followe tho:ese instricksheeuns EGG;zacklee, or the streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh... yeah. Using Agent was the same experience for me. I suppose that is
why I continue to use the most out-dated underestimated newsreader
available. "Trumpet" hehemeheheh it really doesn't "blow" hemeheheheh...
it's just not loaded with a bunch of (useless) features that clutter your
hardon drive and uh... well, I like to use Trumpet. Like, Nutscrape Nadigator
can never, never, never ever, ever connect to bellsouth.net so uh... well,
nevermind. Hehemeheheheh... Dammit... just like a womyn huh? hemeheheh blah
blah blah yata yata yata... sheesh... no wonder I'm not married!!!