Drop the Feb.issue of Spank, the KY, and post something you fartknockers. This is the best NG on Usenet and you monkeyspanks are to busy with the monkeyspanking to, like, say stuff. Drop your post, or little post, and post. Bunghole.
A topic of conversation - chicks. And what to do to get them to put out. The ULTIMATE topic. I've triad nachos and vodka. Vodka usually has more of a positive effect. Chime in with your methods of scoring....
Uhhhh...hey, did you see that Idiocracy is out on DVD now?
On a separate note, we got a Wii over Christmas, and I'm trying to make some B&B Miis. They don't have enough really ugly options for noses and face shapes. The hair is tough, too.
On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 20:07:22 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
What I like to do this time of year is go up to one of the ski areas. Then I hang out in the lodge during the day when all the fellows are out skiing. I put on my fake leg cast and enthrall all the chicks with my story of extreme skiing on the backside of the mountain the week before... my fall off the cliff that started an avalanche and my survival in a snow cave with a broken leg until rescuers found me.
CyberButt
DUDE! Damn good plan! That should work well, imo. :^D
As for me....I made homemade nachos for a girlfriend once. I thought I was bound to score that night....but she broke up with me instead. WTH?
It really sucked but at least I got to eat *ALL* of the nachos so the evening wasn't a total waste. ehemeheh
On Sun, 21 Jan 2007 16:26:08 GMT, Argy wrote:
Yeah, it's a good fore ploy.
WHOA!!! You're, like, smart and stuff. No matter what happened it was going to be a great night. Why don't I ever think of stuff like that? [hmhmhm...heh heh...yeaaaaah...more nachos for me...heh heh hrmmm]
In article , King Turd wrote:
Vodka is a time proven method for scoring with hot chicks but tequila is even better. I'm not sure why it works but I'm not gonna question it.
Also, it pays off to know proper kitten maintenance procedures
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In message , jc wrote:
fuck the kitten! or is that to strong of an approach?
Zrbj!
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In message , "King Turd" wrote:
Only maintenance I'd be able to do is just drill the kitten and open it up some. Maybe I could get Bob Villa to co-write with me and do my ads..."Hi! Bob Villa here. Just wanted to let you know about a great tool to help you open up that kitten of yours (or your insignificant others). It's called the kitten drill. And it's available for the low cost of just $69.69. Order now and we'll thrown in this free book titled, "Proper Kitten Maintenance: How To Prep and Drill For Dummies)". But that's not all! If you order now within the next 20 minutes you will receive a lifetime of supply of Nachos and Fruity Whips."
Uhhhhhhhhh, I tried being all sensitive and stuff, but then the chicks think that you are too good of a friend to mess it up with sex. So with my girlfriend, I just act like Todd. Chicks will put out thinking they can change you in to a sensitive woosie. After I score, I tell her to give me some gas money or I will leave her here in the woods. Uh huh huh huh huh huh, Todd rules!
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On Sun, 21 Jan 2007 15:21:01 -0500, "djsos111" wrote:
Yeah, sometimes I talk about what I'm feeling. Like, uh, right now I'm feeling my left nad.
CB
There was an episode where B&B paid for two girls to get in to the movies. At the end Todd and his gang walked off with the girls. There was the episode where B&B went to get haircuts and Todd had a date with the barber chick. He gave them quick cuts, so he and the chick could leave.
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It was that one episode where Todd, Beavis, and Butthead had the 3-some on the couch that turned me off. That was a bit too much for me and I haven't watched the shows since then. Mike Judge retired the show in shame shortly afterwards.
BEVIS AND BUTHEED ARE GAAAAAYYY!!!!!!
In message , Argy wrote:
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Takes one to know one.
In message , "King Turd" wrote:
I know you are but what am I????