Joke

This is a joke. It was composed in the UK so I'm sorry if you don't know what these things mean. Here's a table:

puff = homo arse = bunghole tramp = uh, tramp pint = an imperial measurement conveniently the size of a large drink - traditionally of beer. buggered = arsefucked

There was this tramp and he felt tired so he went into a park and went to sleep on a park bench. What he didn't realise was that this was a gay park. A while later, when the tramp was fast asleep, a puff came along and noticed the hole in the back of the tramp's trousers. The puff did his bit and left a fiver in the tramp's top pocket. The tramp woke up the next morning and found this fiver. He thought the angels had come in the night and stuff like that. Anyway, the tramp went down the pub and ordered 5 pints of beer. The next night, he slept on the same bench and the same puff came up, buggered him and gave him another fiver. The tramp woke up again the next morning, found the fiver, went down the pub and bought another 5 pints of beer. This carried on for another few nights.

A bit later, the tramp woke up as usual, got the fiver and went down the pub. The landlord said "Yes, I know - five pints" as the tramp was now a regular. The tramp replied "no, not today, just a couple of whiskies - that beer was killing my arse!"

Hope you like it, Hamster

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ya'know, that was real funny!

There he goes with those two gay robots chasing each other around the gay bath-house ;)

Mehheh hehheheh....LOLROTF...ehheheh ;D

so, you saw that, too, eh? uh uh :) Rock-em sock-em hump-em gay robots

On Tue, 24 Feb 1998 22:30:26 -0000, "Tom Bird" wrote:

Yeah, pretty cool. Uh, what's a pub?

CB

CyberButt wrote in article ...

Where you get beer and sometimes eat food.

Oops, I thought I'd missed something. I s'pose it's called a 'bar' over there...

Hamster

there are *pubs* in the US and CaNADa, but usually the ones calling themselves *pubs* are either British pubs or have names that sound like British pubs, such as the Dog and Ferret, or the Dong and Testicle.

The general North American bar calls itself a bar. well, it doesnt' call itself anything.. it can't speak.. the ppl who go in there call it a bar.. ;)

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Yeah...and most of the ppl who come out of there can't talk well at all! ehehehhe ;)

and if it's one of them gay bars, then they can't WALK well, either! ;)

<Anderson>   "Son, what the hell's wrong with you?  You're walking like
you've got a stick up your ass"    </Anderson>

	;)

<Butthead> "Err... that's not a stick, sir.. that's Beavis' weenie!" </Butthead>

it's short for *pubic* it means your weiner hairs.

Mehheh...YOU SICK-O !!!! ;) If you really don't know...it a cooler name for a bar.

	Gary M.   :^)

yeh.. and a *bar* is that noise your sheep makes when you.... ...err.. never mind uh uh ;) (you Brits and Aussies will get that)

Very nice... It was kinda hard to understand... A tramp here is a skanky girl... unlike myself

Tom Bird wrote in article ...

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In the UK, a tramp is a vagrant, a transient.... homeless person. a hobo.....

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...

skanky

A jippo, a nob, a loser, a dropout...

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yeh a jippo.. gypsy

Used to be in the US too, butt usually applied to describing a slut now... ehhehe...sluts are cool....mehheh

BTW - funny joke Tom! :D

Gary M. wrote in article ...

Why have two words for Beavis's mother?

Thanks!

I'll try and find another...

Hamster

It was very gay ehehe but it ruled :)