Please Sign the PeTITion

Jan 19, 2003, 1:59 PM ET7 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Ralph the Roveralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

To stop this stupid *COLD* crap! It really sucks, it's like too cold to even think or write anything that doesn't suck AARGH AARGHH AARGHHH!!!!!!!!!

"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...

You should probably move. Its like, warm, here in Florida. And theres lots of old people to make fun of. But theres that stupid mouse crap everywhere here and lots of dumbass tourists with cameras pissing me off in their rent-a-cars as they block my lane looking at maps. So its cool, but at the same time it sucks. Its like, an oxy-moron.

On Sun, 19 Jan 2003 17:18:00 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:

Once I was on the mono-rail at that mouse place, and it got stuck for like 45 minutes, and I had to take a leak! >:-(

You should have just peed on the mono-rail. The carpet would have kept if from running on your shoe. See, I'm always thinking.... The mouse place sucks. It costs like $8 just to park a car, $50 to get in, then they charge $8 for a suck-burger and $4 for a small coke. Bungholes. And the lines suck, I went there and only got to ride like 3 rides in a whole day because I was standing in lines the whole time. Good thing I had a friend who worked there who got me in free, or I would have been kicking mouse ass all over that place.

On Tue, 21 Jan 2003 17:45:10 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:

Yeh it sucks! And those mouse bungholes just got the !@#$%^& supreme court to extend copyright (on everything, not just mouse crap) to FOREVER, which sucks. We'll all be worm food and Beavis and Butt-head will still be owned by those dang suits.

"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...

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I'd like to have my butt copyrighted, then sue the suits for having butts and violating my copyright, then I could settle out of court for a 24 hour BnB channel and new episodes. And a lifetime supply of nachos. And chicks. And a monster truck.